[Maceman]

So these four buddies are drunk in a bar, and they get into a bet over which one is the most macho.

One of them says he will carry out any challenge. His buddies come up with these three:

1) "See that really big bouncer, 6'5" and maybe 300 lbs. over there? Walk up to him and deck him."

2) "The owner's vicious German Shepard guard dog has a toothache and is locked in the bathroom. Remove the tooth."

3) "See that hot stacked blonde over there? Have sex with her before closing."

So the first drunk takes on the challenges. He walks up to the bouncer, lands a solid punch to the nose, and decks the guy.

Next he goes into the bathroom to tend the German Shepard. His friends can hear much growling, snarling, barking, crashing against the walls. Soon they hear the shepard's squeals of pain, then whimpering, and then all is quiet except for the dog's mournful moans.

Finally the drunk steps out of the bathroom with a proud look on his face and says: "Alright -- where's that blonde with the toothache?"

[patriciaruth]

oooooooo agh!