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To: al baby

*****!


121 posted on 11/28/2004 5:50:43 PM PST by patriciaruth (They are all Mike Spanns)
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To: patriciaruth

Two Arab brothers, Mustafa, and Hajeeb, immigrated to the US.

Upon arrival to our shores, they made a small bet with one another.

"My brother, which ever one of us is more American by the Year's end, the other will pay the amount of $100.00"

Hajeeb responded,"Agreed, my brother, Allah be with you!"

A year to the day, they met. Mustafa, smiled big, and said,"My brother, today I had breakfast at MacDonald's, took a walk in the Mall, and have just bought a case of Budweiser. I am fully American!"

Hajeeb replies,"F**k You Raghead! You owe me $100!"


123 posted on 11/28/2004 5:51:11 PM PST by Rome2000 (Democrats are perverted socialist crooks)
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To: patriciaruth

Time to register your fighter jet a lighter side to the Iraq brouhaha...

This was actually posted very briefly on the McDonnell Douglas website
by an employee there who obviously has a sense of humor. The company, of
course, does not - and made the web department take it down immediately.
(In case you don't know: McDonnell Douglas is one of the world's chief
suppliers of military aircraft).
_________________________________________________________________
Thank you for purchasing a McDonnell Douglas military aircraft. In
order to protect your new investment, please take a few moments to fill
out the warranty registration card below. Answering the
survey questions is not required, but the information will help us to
develop new products that best meet your needs and desires.

1. [_] Mr. [_] Mrs. [_] Ms. [_] Miss [_] Lt.
[_] Gen. [_] Comrade [_] Classified [_] Other
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[_] F-15 Eagle
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Comments or suggestions about our fighter planes? Please write to:

McDONNELL DOUGLAS CORPORATION
Marketing Department
Military Aerospace Division
P.O. Box 800, St. Louis, MO


127 posted on 11/28/2004 5:55:01 PM PST by Salo
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