Two Arab brothers, Mustafa, and Hajeeb, immigrated to the US.
Upon arrival to our shores, they made a small bet with one another.
"My brother, which ever one of us is more American by the Year's end, the other will pay the amount of $100.00"
Hajeeb responded,"Agreed, my brother, Allah be with you!"
A year to the day, they met. Mustafa, smiled big, and said,"My brother, today I had breakfast at MacDonald's, took a walk in the Mall, and have just bought a case of Budweiser. I am fully American!"
Hajeeb replies,"F**k You Raghead! You owe me $100!"
LOL