No flaw is found in Bush's FLorida win

Miami Herald ^ | November 28, 2004 | MEG LAUGHLIN AND DAVID KIDWELL mlaughlin@herald.com

[Lijahsbubbe]

Eww! IBS?

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Hmm...

Could be that common malady afflicting Kelsey Grammar's wife.

By the way, don't you think it's sort of odd that a guy would go on national television/radio and discuss his wife's bowel problems?

[Lijahsbubbe]

Even more weird that she'd go on TV herself and talk about it!

I understand that's why the dear couldn't bear her own child. (too much poopin')

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Yikes!

Now I know what criteria to put in the next personal ad I send to the New York Times.

[Lancey Howard]

Kerry had solidly won the battle in South Florida, where touch-screen machines do not create a ballot paper trail that can be checked.

LMAO! Strictly a coincidence, I'm sure.

[Lijahsbubbe]

LOL. I'd like to see some of your priors. (ads, that is)

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

This has to be the funniest thing I've read-this week-in the NYT.

COZY LITTLE VOTING BOOTH FOR TWO?

Let's fall in love, and cast our ballots! Cute, slender, passionate, kind, unpretentiously brainy, female writer, seeks warm, attractive, honest, uncynical Democrat (non-smoker, 30s to 40s) for a 2-term plus.

Phew!

At least she's not "pretentiously" brainy.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Uh oh.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

I know.

I just can't stand those chicks who have to be all pretentious about their braininess.

[Darksheare]

Or they're pretentiously brainy while simultaneously pretending to be an airhead.
I know, sounds oxymoronic, but I've seen this strange beast in action.
Reminds me of a bewhilderbeast.

[Lijahsbubbe]

LOL! And she also seems to be effortlessly obnoxious.

[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Well, it just comes naturally to some people.

Especially those that adore the New York Times.

THE NEW YORK TIMES:

-All The News That's Fit To Stint.