LOL. I'd like to see some of your priors. (ads, that is)
Let's fall in love, and cast our ballots! Cute, slender, passionate, kind, unpretentiously brainy, female writer, seeks warm, attractive, honest, uncynical Democrat (non-smoker, 30s to 40s) for a 2-term plus.
Phew!
At least she's not "pretentiously" brainy.