Fun Things to Say to Liberals Now the Election Is Over

[Cloud William]

In a previous similar thread, a FReeper suggested asking a whining liberal "Why Canada? Why not move to Mexico? What, do you have a problem with Mexicans?"

Then, wait a second or two while they stammer in outrage, then mutter "F@#!ing racist..." under your breath as you walk away, sadly shaking your head.

Let 'em see how *that* feels, for a change.

My wholehearted appreciation to whoever first wrote that one down; it should be good for a few leftist aneurisms!

[Splatter]

So be careful when flashing a "L" at these dimwits.

So, you think I my new website, http://www.loonyliberalleft.com/ , may be too much for them eh? Kewl!

[REDWOOD99]

Now that we control the vote, the 22nd Amendment is history! Bush will be President-For-Life. (Insert evil laugh here)

[bray]

Relax Dems, it's not like you ran anyone serious at him!!

Pray for W and Our Troops

[Blowtorch]

A fantastic example which shows how lame they are. I love it and hope I have a chance to use it some day.

[BradyLS]

More fun things to say to liberal now that the election is over:

"Hillary pulled strings for Bush, you know."

"Bush is the guy that won all those medals in 'Nam; served in the Senate for 20 years; and is loved by all those rock stars, right? No? That's the guy I voted for!"

"Kerry is the one that went AWOL from the Air Guard; punted in all three debates; and can't pronounce 'nuclear' correctly, right? No? Damn! I voted for Bush!"

"Hey, I like bush and no one's gonna say that I DON'T!!!"

"Kerry can still try to be President of France, right?"

"Quick! WhowasthefirstPrimeMinisterofCanada? Too late! No Canadian citizenship for YOU!!!"

"HowboutthefirstPresidentofFrance? *buzzz!* France won't take you, either!"

"I didn't know you were a fan of playboys who "made" their millions by marrying heiresses!"

[rcocean]

Thank God we can kill more baby seals!

[spodefly]

I thought you'd be behind razor wire by now.

[Tall_Texan]

I tell them:

"Hey, maybe next time you can flood key states with fake voter registrations, commit massive vote fraud, set up coordinated subgroups with countless millions in advertising dollars to smear Republican candidates, get the media to go totally in the tank for your candidate including the use of fake documents to make a totally worthless point, make documentaries accusing Republicans of staging a terrorist attack on America as a phony pretense to go to war for oil, release books calling the Republican candidate a druggie and his wife a drug pusher, publicly smear the vice president's daughter and disrupt the RNC convention with thousands of violent protestors.

Oh wait. You've already tried that and you still lost. My bad."

[Liberty Valance]

God Bless John Wayne

[Aeronaut]

You know, you are right. Bush wasn't really elected the first time. Since the law allows him to be elected twice we can vote for him again in '08.

[Liz]

Liberals are getting antsy about rumors that the Bush administration is establishing federally-funded re-education camps in which liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR. No lattes and biscottis, either.

The cattle cars (uh, I mean the stretch limos---they just look like cattle cars) will leave at dawn to Liberal Reeducation Camps setup in the Adirondacks that never heard of indoor plumbing.

There, true-blue conservatives will give liberals classes on such subjects as "Being Pro-Life is Great," "How To Be A Patriot," "George W Bush is Your Leader--Live With It."

There will be mandatory desensitization training sessions for liberals' unhealthy dependence on gov't programs to subsidize their self-esteem. And weaning liberals off "vicimization" will be the first order of business. They must be purged of their professional "victim" status, and the "sense of entitlement" they have, that the rest of us owe them a living.

Just to show liberals how "tolerant and compassionate" conservatives are (sniffle).

[Mercat]

33. When they come to get you, you can hide in my attic.

[TN4Liberty]

I heard somewhere that he would not run in 2008. Frankly, I think if he did he would lose. At some point, I think a third President Bush in such a short time would be a little too much of a dynasty, and I think Jeb's advisors see that.

[Jimmy Valentine]

"Don't worry; I will do my best to make sure you are well treated in detention."

Tried out that one the other day; really helps the already paranoid with their packing.

Regards,

[freeangel]

That "elected, not rejected" thing always gets to them after they spent four years chanting "selected, not elected."

[reg45]

#31: You know, you might have had a chance if you had run Zell Miller.

[TC Rider]

I've replaced my "Bush-Cheney '04" bumper stickers with these babies;

I wish I knew more college age libs, then I could tell them:

"Hey Junior, I've got good news and bad news. The good news? "W" was re-elected. The bad news? Your draft notice came today!

Ha ha

[Uncle Vlad]

Original posting, November 24, 2004. Click here:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1287723/posts?page=76#76

[bray]

Did you hear that GW is renaming his ranch??? Yeah, he's thinking of calling it Camalot!

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