Blue States, Lacking Martial Spirit & Guns, Cancel Plans To Secede From U.S.

Brokennewz ^ | 11/19/04 | Matt Myford

[quietolong]

Were do people get the idea that the lefties blue liberals don’t have guns!

Yes they have gun! ( there more evolved than us “Red”neck hicks) That’s why they don’t want you to have one. What did Mao say?

[SASsySIGster]

"The minority has decided that massive fraud occurred, that somehow a handful of people duped an entire nation.
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Shouldn't that be 'stupid' people duped an entire nation?

humph.

Well, I'll have you all know that I am a "blue stater", from right here in Connecticut. if you need a mole, you've got more than one in my circle of friends. George Bush won my city (of approximately 33,000 people). I was the coordinator here for his campaign (applause please). We worked hard, and we won the day, and, I must say, we're damn proud of ourselves, and our President, too.

If you do decide to give New England to Canada, could you give us a heads up? We have a ton of stuff, including a family run business to move before the great transaction takes place. Think about also giving Canada the West Coast, too. If we need a right of way to the Pacific Ocean, we can take one from Southern Kalifornia.

Great article, by the way, whoever put it up.

thanks!!