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When Southerners aren't Understood.
ebaumsworld ^ | ebaum

Posted on 11/26/2004 7:06:57 PM PST by Boiler Plate

Ebaum,

"My sister-in law is from Oklahoma and has a slight accent. She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled). When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her. She cried for a week...but not as much as the cat.



TOPICS: Culture/Society
KEYWORDS: bluestates; cats; damnyankees; dixietrash; fake; hate; jerkwads; lie; linecut; lioncut; nakedcat; neoconfederate; northernsnobs; nottrue; pantsonfire; redneckhumor; rednecks; redstates; south; southernaccents; southernhicks; vikingkitties
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To: Boiler Plate

Grin, no I couldn't do that, they have to go to work.

They got along just fine with no eyebrows though.


121 posted on 11/26/2004 10:20:12 PM PST by Anvilhead
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To: Rex Anderson
Nope.

I'm a good boy.

122 posted on 11/26/2004 10:25:38 PM PST by Senator Pardek
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To: Anvilhead

I guess they could pencil those in though.


123 posted on 11/26/2004 10:32:15 PM PST by Boiler Plate
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To: Boiler Plate

I feel sorry for the cat, and I don't know why.


Other than that, the situation is very funny.


124 posted on 11/26/2004 10:33:37 PM PST by Petronski (Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness.)
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To: Petronski

Sometimes it's tough being a pussy.


125 posted on 11/26/2004 10:36:26 PM PST by Boiler Plate
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To: Boiler Plate

ROFL. I shouldn't laugh, but the look on that cat's face says it all.


126 posted on 11/26/2004 10:36:56 PM PST by Dan from Michigan ("now we got this guy in the Oval office who don't take no sh*t from no gimpy little countries!")
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To: NYTexan

..an mah baked pahtaetas , corn bred and chicken spahghetty


127 posted on 11/26/2004 10:38:08 PM PST by ItCanHappenToYou
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To: Boiler Plate
For some reason, this picture seems apropos:


128 posted on 11/26/2004 10:38:53 PM PST by Petronski (Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of cerebral fitness.)
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To: ItCanHappenToYou
"..an mah baked pahtaetas , corn bred and chicken spahghetty"



R we Cousins?
129 posted on 11/26/2004 10:41:46 PM PST by NYTexan
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To: NYTexan

Well shut mah mouth, we mayh bee.


130 posted on 11/26/2004 11:58:37 PM PST by ItCanHappenToYou
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To: Boiler Plate

That is horrible when all eyes are you and you haven't a clue.


131 posted on 11/27/2004 12:28:05 AM PST by Ruth A.
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To: Ruth A.

I can't believe I'm reading such stupid comments about the South. I know alot of yankees who moved down south. There must be a reason right? People from the south don't move up north unless it business. Without us you guys don't win elections, part of those backward red states you know.


132 posted on 11/27/2004 12:37:53 AM PST by libertarianben (I hate liberals!)
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To: Boiler Plate; dixiechick2000; wardaddy; bourbon; WKB; Magnolia


OMG!
I am sorry for the kitty,
but this is hilarious!


133 posted on 11/27/2004 12:47:44 AM PST by onyx
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To: libertarianben
What stupid comments are you talking about? We are sharing stories. Dialects are sometimes difficult. The three-year-old's parents had a great laugh at me. I didn't mind it then and I don't mind it now. That's why I shared the story.

I have the same problem with a Massachusetts friend. I was hearing "Arthur" when she was saying "author." Man, was I confused for a while. It is humorous to some of us. Not one is at fault: that's just the way it is.

Too bad that you can't find any of this humorous, but instead feel that we are insulting you. Lot's of people out shopping today seemed to have chips on their shoulders. I said "Excuse me" to each person and I tried to smile through a 90 minute wait in the line to pay. I felt great and it is too bad that the others didn't have any holiday cheer. I hope tomorrow is a better day for you.

134 posted on 11/27/2004 1:10:47 AM PST by Ruth A.
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To: Boiler Plate
Is the AU for American University?

Auburn University! War Eagle!!

135 posted on 11/27/2004 4:15:32 AM PST by AUsome Joy
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To: FreedomCalls

As a southerner, I don't mind the made up story as an excuse to get these pictures out. The expression on the cat's face is pretty funny.

But thanks for the info... I always learn something here.


136 posted on 11/27/2004 4:38:40 AM PST by TN4Liberty (American... conservative... southern.... It doesn't get any better than this.)
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To: JanetteS

LOL I love the big "puppy dog" eyes faces he makes while holding his hat in front of him. Absolutely adorable!


137 posted on 11/27/2004 5:37:36 AM PST by tutstar ( <{{--->< http://ripe4change.4-all.org Violations of Florida Statutes ongoing!)
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To: Boiler Plate

LOL!
What in the world is Gula?


138 posted on 11/27/2004 6:43:45 AM PST by MeekMom (When are the Hollyweirds moving to Canada/France?)
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To: MeekMom

It is a sing song langauge used by the descendents of slave that lived on the barrier islands off the Carolina Coasts. It is really beautiful.


139 posted on 11/27/2004 8:10:32 AM PST by Boiler Plate
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To: SmithL

I think they look better with all their fur, but well-groomed, and with a soft and fluffy look.


140 posted on 11/27/2004 10:02:27 AM PST by RightWingAtheist (Marxism-the creationism of the left)
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