[Keith in Iowa]

The last one re: California is one I had not seen before this rendition of this oldie...

[SamAdams76]

ARKANSAS CORPORATION: You have one bull. You buy a cow from Illinois and send the both of them to Washington. However, the bull is only interested in other cows and the cow from Illinois gets pissed and moves to New York.

[Muleteam1]

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION You have millions of cows. Most are illegals. Arnold may like some of the cows, but your bulls don't like any of them and want to move to San Francisco.

[Jackknife]

This is udderly hilarious.

[Agog]

I first saw this back around 1995, but it's still funny. Originally, the American Capitalism one was called Hong Kong Capitalism and there was one called Surrealism that involved a giraffe and harmonica lessons, but I forget how it goes.

For the Taliban cows, shouldn't they be at a wedding party or at a baby milk factory?

[conservative_crusader]

Correction: REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You sell milk to your neighbor. Your neighbor makes cheese and butter out of the milk. you both get rich.

[-=[_Super_Secret_Agent_]=-]

CALIFORNIA CORPORATION

You have millions of cows.
They make real California cheese.
Only five speak English.
Most are illegals.
Arnold likes the ones with the big udders.

[watchdog_writer]

DEMOCRAT: You have two cows, one is a bitch but gets elected senator in NY, you lie about having sex with both of them.

[SlowBoat407]

MSM - You have two cows. Dan Rather shoots clandestine video of your farm and claims you are abusing them. PETA stages a demontration that garners coverage from MSNBC and prompts outrage from millions of viewers. The heat from the video lights freaks out the cows and they stop giving milk. Chris Matthews says you deserved it. Reuters runs a photo of you administering medicine to your cows and in the caption writes that you are beating them. Ananova claims you have married both of them.