[asgardshill]

But the Hobbits negate all the homosexuals and weirdos. I guess.

I can see that you're having trouble getting into the spirit of this thing. We need a political purity test for all the actors, directors, production crew, craft people, and financiers who make movies before we can intelligently make a decision on which entertainments are Suitable and which are Not Suitable.

(By the way, I have it on VERY good authority that the brother-in-law of the Second Assistant Key Grip on Passion of the Christ has a Kerry bumper sticker on his '79 Pinto. Better stick to that Charlton Heston movie tonight.)

(sarcasm OFF)

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

Can't watch Charleton in Planet of the Apes.

Roddy McDowell was in it.

Roddy is gay.

Roddy was friends with Liz Taylor, a known liberal who is also friends with Michael Jackson, a possible pedophile.

So no Heston movie tonight.

BTW, The Passion of the Christ is out because it has too many foreigners and the gal who played Mary was naked in a movie once or twice.