To: Alberta's Child
Barf: "Funny, she doesn't LOOK Druish."
Princess: "What's your name?"
Barf: "Barf!"
Dot: "Not in here, mister! This is a Mercedes!"
60 posted on
11/24/2004 9:08:57 AM PST by
COBOL2Java
(If this isn't the End Times it certainly is a reasonable facsimile...)
To: COBOL2Java
Half man / half dog = "I'm my own best friend."
71 posted on
11/24/2004 9:12:18 AM PST by
BenLurkin
(Big government is still a big problem.)
To: COBOL2Java
"You are the son of a thousand fathers . . . all of them bastards just like you!" --- Tuco Ramirez (Eli Wallach), in The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
88 posted on
11/24/2004 9:16:51 AM PST by
Alberta's Child
(If whiskey was his mistress, his true love was the West . . .)
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