[Lazamataz]

Phillip Paulson, the atheist who mounted a successful 15- year legal battle to remove the cross with support from the ACLU, told the San Diego Union-Tribune, "Jihad Jesus Republicans need to understand that the separation of church and state has kept this country from getting into religious wars."

Paulson's religion is a lack of religion.

Therefore, any attempt he makes to change laws mixes his religion with the state, and that is forbidden.

Ergo, he must go into his bedroom and get under his covers and eat chocolate.

[Modernman]

Haven't seen you around in a while.

[hellinahandcart]

Ergo, he must go into his bedroom and get under his covers and eat chocolate.

You're too kind.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Ergo, he must go into his bedroom and get under his covers and eat chocolate.

Why do I never get punishments like that?

Good to see you back. You were missed.