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Security screeners ordered to use back of their hands while searching your private areas.
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| 11.23.04
| Joe
Posted on 11/23/2004 12:09:40 PM PST by Joe Hadenuf
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To: Darksheare
Fly!!! Be Free!!!
JUST WATCH OUT
FOR THE FLY PAPER
81
posted on
11/23/2004 2:12:40 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Waterbeds save lives)
To: Conspiracy Guy
If I flush the idea I wouldn't have an idea. You'll birth another.
I made up "unenemable"; you notice?
82
posted on
11/23/2004 2:14:53 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Waterbeds save lives)
To: firebrand
The rape of the traveler. While illegals rape our borders. It's about as effective, as searching someone with the back of your hand.
This ought to be a hit on the late night talk shows.
83
posted on
11/23/2004 2:17:04 PM PST
by
Joe Hadenuf
(I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
To: petercooper
Looks pretty dangerous to me!
To: Lady Jag
With friends like me, who needs enemas.
85
posted on
11/23/2004 2:20:59 PM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
To: 1stMarylandRegiment
All I have to say about this is . . . Videoconference, Amtrak and Interstate Highway System. I have the right to NOT FLY. You bet. I flew quite a bit some years back. Thank God I no longer have to put up with all this. I rather go to the dentist than have to fly somewhere.
86
posted on
11/23/2004 2:23:15 PM PST
by
Joe Hadenuf
(I failed anger management class, they decided to give me a passing grade anyway)
To: Lady Jag
*splat*
Help me!
Help me!
87
posted on
11/23/2004 2:25:16 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Love, stay thy hand)
To: Joe Hadenuf
One assumes the patter-downers will have the courtesy to remove their rings.
88
posted on
11/23/2004 2:47:53 PM PST
by
Larry381
(Wanted: Country willing to import thousands of whining liberals-no returns accepted)
To: petercooper
I'm suprised the pool lil' kid still has shoes on!
What the hell ever happened to common sense?
89
posted on
11/23/2004 2:52:23 PM PST
by
AuntB
( A people only understand the concept of democracy if they've fought and died for it.)
To: petercooper
Yep. This small boy is really comfortable with the situation. Is this what we really want to be comfortable with?
90
posted on
11/23/2004 3:36:25 PM PST
by
ArmyTeach
(Non nobis, Domine, sed nomine tuo da gratia.)
To: Darksheare
*splat* Help me! Help me!
NO !! DON'T SPLAT, DARKSHEARE!
91
posted on
11/23/2004 3:50:45 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Waterbeds save lives)
To: Conspiracy Guy
It is enematic how that happens.
92
posted on
11/23/2004 4:05:50 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Waterbeds save lives)
To: Lady Jag
I hate it when that happens ta me.
I'm stuck, and helpless on the super sized flypaper.
/ joke.
93
posted on
11/23/2004 4:06:38 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Love, stay thy hand)
To: Joe Hadenuf
Security screeners ordered to use back of their hands while searching your private areas.Still won't stop my humping motion.
94
posted on
11/23/2004 4:07:37 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
To: Lazamataz
I guess at LAX, they discovered women who are dudes?
95
posted on
11/23/2004 4:11:36 PM PST
by
BobS
To: BobS
I guess at LAX, they discovered women who are dudes?Probably.
96
posted on
11/23/2004 4:12:54 PM PST
by
Lazamataz
("Stay well - Stay safe - Stay armed - Yorktown" -- harpseal)
To: Joe Hadenuf
I think we should have some choice in the matter. Have a lineup of patter-downers. We get to choose which sex, front or back of hand, long or short, fast pat or slow, heavy or light, hard or soft, linear or circular, etc. We could pay an extra fee for the ticket and the we get to have ALL of them search us.
We're paying these peoples' salaries, aren't we? We should get serviced the way we want.
97
posted on
11/23/2004 4:22:15 PM PST
by
Right Wing Assault
("Are you a terrorist?" they asked. "Search me", I replied.)
To: Darksheare
Danger, danger!! Warning!! Impending peril!
98
posted on
11/23/2004 4:30:22 PM PST
by
Lady Jag
(Waterbeds save lives)
To: Lady Jag
99
posted on
11/23/2004 4:32:54 PM PST
by
Darksheare
(Love, stay thy hand)
To: Joe Hadenuf
Considering how often I get selected for the extra special search, I don't think I'm gonna be flying anytime soon. Jeez, I'd prefer that squirrelly x-ray machine to getting groped.
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