This is one funny guy!!!
To: AlwaysLurking
At 6:30 AM on Nov 2 I awoke as "a greedy country club Republican with my Halliburton portfolio and my tax cut (for the wealthy dontchaknow)” … 13 hours later, as the polls closed … I had somehow morphed into the aforementioned “Ignorant Southern Redneck Religious Zealot”.Priceless!
To: AlwaysLurking; SittinYonder
Funny!
But what do I know about humor? I'm just an ignorant redneck, barefoot in the kitchen wimmenfolk.
3 posted on
11/23/2004 9:11:54 AM PST by
eyespysomething
("Life has a flavor the protected will never know...." Major Jason Muldoon)
To: AlwaysLurking
ROFL. Thanks for a great laugh!!!
7 posted on
11/23/2004 11:54:39 AM PST by
Wicket
(God bless and protect our troops and God bless America)
To: AlwaysLurking; Homo_homini_lupus
LOL Good stuff. I'm going to have to read this guy's page.
8 posted on
11/23/2004 12:46:47 PM PST by
Buggman
(Your failure to be informed does not make me a kook.)
To: AlwaysLurking
Isn't there a FReeper that actually has this name?
9 posted on
11/23/2004 12:48:02 PM PST by
12 Gauge Mossberg
(I Approved This Posting - Paid For By Mossberg, Inc.)
To: AlwaysLurking
This is a good example of why the left's mis-characterization of us is so ridiculous....to us, anyway.
10 posted on
11/23/2004 2:36:54 PM PST by
randog
(What the....?!)
To: AlwaysLurking
Rolling on the floor laughing and about to die! That was funny! How true...suddenly, we've all turned in to invalids in a vegetative state for having voted Bush into office.
12 posted on
11/23/2004 3:41:15 PM PST by
MeneMeneTekelUpharsin
(Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
To: AlwaysLurking
"What were the ORIGINAL "Four Lands" at Disneyland (Anaheim)?"
Adventure, Fantasy, Tomorrow, and Fronter Land. (?)
15 posted on
11/23/2004 4:01:10 PM PST by
null and void
(They killed three thousand Americans and now they're going to die.)
To: AlwaysLurking
"And, Pastor, could maybe you teach us some medieval chants in an unknown tongue. You know like those guys in the firey furnace … “mene mene tecum ufarsum” … we could take turns being Shadrak, Meshak, and Abednego. I think Brother Boyd, Brother Fowler and Brother Branch would be excellent firey furnace martyrs."
I am sure the Pastor can remind Brother Boblee that the incident in the fiery furnace and the four strange words are two separate incidents. Both occur in the Book of Daniel. The four words are in aramaic, hence not readable by the Babylonians. They are also written by a disembodied hand on a wall, hence giving rise to the expression, "the handwriting is on the wall"! Daniel translates to the John Kerry type Emperor that this means Ohio went to Bush... well, actually it means the ancient equivalent, that he will be killed that night, which is how they did things back then. No concession speeches to wait for, that way!
To: AlwaysLurking
bump for 'southern genius'. . .
18 posted on
11/23/2004 9:57:53 PM PST by
cricket
(I)
To: Calpernia; Velveeta; Revel; Alabama MOM; Cindy; Honestly
Ping, if you have a warped sense of humor.
I do!
LOL
19 posted on
11/23/2004 11:54:21 PM PST by
nw_arizona_granny
(Today, please pray for God's miracle, we are not going to make it without him.)
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