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I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy- beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And you will be weak for days.

All my love,

The Flu

1 posted on 11/23/2004 6:03:52 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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To: MaryFromMichigan

Slacker.


2 posted on 11/23/2004 6:05:10 AM PST by Max Combined (Clinton is "the notorious Oval Office onanist ")
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Ping.


3 posted on 11/23/2004 6:05:14 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan (We childproofed our home, but they are still getting in)
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Today, I'm posting a vanity.

As good a day as any....

4 posted on 11/23/2004 6:06:28 AM PST by b4its2late (Liberals are good examples of why some animals eat their young.)
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don't bug me, baby


5 posted on 11/23/2004 6:07:09 AM PST by TheRightGuy (ERROR CODE 018974523: Random Tagline Compiler Failure)
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What, no pictures?


6 posted on 11/23/2004 6:09:35 AM PST by cripplecreek (I come swinging the olive branch of peace.)
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Dupe---Already posted here, here, here, here, AND here. ;o)
7 posted on 11/23/2004 6:09:48 AM PST by Mrs.Liberty (All your TH are belong to us.)
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To: MaryFromMichigan
I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy- beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And you will be weak for years.

All my love,

Terry McAuliffe
8 posted on 11/23/2004 6:09:55 AM PST by bDubya
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We know who you are and we saw what you did.


9 posted on 11/23/2004 6:10:26 AM PST by leadpenny (Admit nothing, deny everything and make counter-accusations!)
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To: MaryFromMichigan

Love letter from Helen Thomas.


10 posted on 11/23/2004 6:11:06 AM PST by DTogo (U.S. out of the U.N. & U.N out of the U.S.)
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To: MaryFromMichigan

Hope you get better.


12 posted on 11/23/2004 6:14:05 AM PST by trashcanbred (Anti-social and anti-socialist)
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Already posted. http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1286615/posts


13 posted on 11/23/2004 6:14:46 AM PST by Conspiracy Guy (Kevin Sites is a coward and a terrorist sympathizer.)
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14 posted on 11/23/2004 6:15:31 AM PST by Tarpaulin (Look it up.)
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To: MaryFromMichigan

Cough, cough, - splutter, splutter

My lungs feel like, they belong in the gutter

Sniffle, sniffle, Kleenex galore

I don’t know if I can take much more


15 posted on 11/23/2004 6:16:16 AM PST by LittleMoe
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To: MaryFromMichigan
Don't have the flu, it's just a cold.

I have already rubbed my nose to a nub. I now look like one of those demented cute kid statues. I am so disgusting .
16 posted on 11/23/2004 6:20:18 AM PST by TASMANIANRED (Free the Fallujah one.)
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It's Bush's fault.

There wasn't enough vaccine. That's why I'm voting for John Kerry.


17 posted on 11/23/2004 6:22:59 AM PST by IncPen (There is nothing that government can give a man that wasn't taken under threat of force from another)
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To: MaryFromMichigan

You signed up in 2000 to post this?! :-)


19 posted on 11/23/2004 6:24:47 AM PST by rabidralph (Arm Tibet)
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To: MaryFromMichigan

Already posted.


21 posted on 11/23/2004 6:26:19 AM PST by Labyrinthos
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Yeah... that burning sensation and the constant, runny discharge sends me to the doctor everytime... bummer.


24 posted on 11/23/2004 6:32:07 AM PST by johnny7 (“We blowed 'em up(Kerry/Dashcle) real good!” -John Candy aka; Carl Rowe)
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To: MaryFromMichigan

If you're going to post a vanity, it is considered good decorum to also include in a picture of a hot conservative babe.


26 posted on 11/23/2004 6:39:18 AM PST by Trippin
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To: MaryFromMichigan

Is this what's called a sick joke?


27 posted on 11/23/2004 6:41:21 AM PST by kitkat
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