I bet one of those evil SUVs drove him to the woods too!
Damn those guns and SUVs!!!!!
You laugh, but I think the move against SUV's is really a lead in for back door gun control. Think about it: No way to use 4X4 to get into the hunting areas and no more general hunts unless one uses pack animals. Thus no more sporting use test! All our deer rifles really do get instantly converted to sniper variants.