A KERRY SON SET TO RUN?..& Annie Leibovitz Snaps at GWB

NY POST Gossip ^ | 11/21/04 | Elisa Lipsky

[paltz]

November 21, 2004 -- CHRIS Heinz must want revenge. It’s only been a few weeks since his stepdad, John Kerry, lost the election, but Heinz is already telling friends that he plans to run for public office one day himself - in Pittsburgh, his family’s stronghold.

[Ginifer]

Go ahead...let him run. He should be able to make it to Canada in a few weeks.

[orangelobster]

"Heinz took to politics like a duck to water"

As I recall, in the week prior to the election he was running around in a drunken stupor calling the president a cokehead. Hardly a serious candidate for anything except the party circuit.

[Angry Republican]

Daddy must be vomiting from spinning in his grave so much.

[NonValueAdded]

Will he take after his real dad or his mom?

[mountaineer]

This calls for a Burgh ping. It seems the socialite Chris Heinz wants to run for office in Picksburgh. Does anyone know how longs it's been since he lived there?

[wagglebee]

Don't know about that, John Heinz was a major northeast RINO.

[xrp]

Chrissy Heinz vs George P Bush in 2024?

[Bahbah]

"...prior to the election he was running around in a drunken stupor calling the president a cokehead."

He also shared his opinion that the Jews have too much power.

[Luddite Patent Counsel]

His dad must be on the coffin rotiss-o-matic right now. First, his widow takes up with Lurch, then his son turns commie. Post-mortem "Ouch", baby! I also LOVED this item in the same Post column: "Mariah Carey got on the microphone during model Yfke Sturm’s birthday party at Marquee Thursday night to pay homage to dead rapper Ol’ Dirty Bastard. Afterward, they played the song they made together, "Me and Mariah" . . ." I am trying to imagine the very erudite and articulate Mariah Carey turning in full "heartfelt eulogy" mode, having to keep saying the name "Ol' Dirty Bastard" again and again. VERY high on the unintentional comedy scale, no doubt.

[counterpunch]

SO he wants revenge against the Republicans for the deat of his mother's 2nd husband, rather than wanting revenge against the Democrats for the mysterious death of his Republican father?

[BigSkyFreeper]

With his episodes of coke binges and drunkeness, I'd say he's following in Ter-Ay-Zuh's tiny footsteps.

He's delusional if he thinks it will be buried in the past.

[eagle11]

Prescott, 62% and Ketchup Boy, 38%.

[EagleUSA]

Massachusetts should be an endangered species. It reminds me of a cheap sci-fi movie I saw recently where the bad monsters were being bred from a central egg-laying queen -- that was the source of more and more BAD THINGS....kinda like Massachusetts when it comes to far-left politicians.

Look out Mass!!!! A little push into the Atlantic maybe...might help clean up the far-left Dem ranks a bit!!!

[orangelobster]

"He also shared his opinion that the Jews have too much power."

I missed that one. This guy is a real gem - drunken rages about jews and the cokehead president. He's dreaming if he thinks he'll get elected to anything. He's not a bad looking fellow. He should be an infomercial host or something more realistic like that.

[martin_fierro]

Just your average 'Burgher, cavorting with Gwynneth.

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[beyond the sea]

I'm sorry to say that Ms. Paltrow is a huge turn-on.

[GaltMeister]

A Kerry son set to run? I say give him a 10 minute head start, then release the hounds.

[Cobra64]

Need a picture (an old anti-drug ad on tv years ago) of the fried egg with the caption, "This is your brain on drugs" referring to the Heinz kid.

[samadams2000]

Please..Please God would you and your family STOP tying to help the American people? We dont need it. Why dont you be the first in your family to hold whats called a "real job"?