Good morning, Lauren!
Mom sent me this eye-witness report about tomkow:
tomkow walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand, pulling a male buffalo with the other, and says to the waiter, "Want coffee!"
The waiter says, "Sure buddy. Coming right up."
He gets tomkow a tall mug of coffee. After drinking the coffee down in one gulp, tomkow turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, and then just walks out of the cafe.
The next morning tomkow returns. He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Buddy! We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What the heck was all that about, anyway?"
tomkow smiles and proudly says, "I'm training for upper management position: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for the rest of day."