[Paul Atreides]

Can we bring back public flogging?

[AirForceMom]

"He's a good kid, but we can't believe he would be involved in something this stupid."

Why do they always say this? They bought the turkey with a stolen credit card.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Really. I try to be a civilized person but some things just push my buttons. This kind of cruelty should be dealt with harshly. They were, no matter what they claim now, trying to hurt someone.

Well they did. As public flogging is unfortunately out of the question I say lock 'em up until they are to old to remember what a turkey looks like.