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Little late to cry about that JJ. You are on FR so one must assume you voted for the nefarious GWB43+1. Sure, he has core values which inform the plan to defeat terrorism and is obviously serious about maintaining America's preeminent standing in the world, but look at the price of this hubris. $100 to remove the raccoon from your basement!Why? BECAUSE OF HALLIBURTON!. You know, Cheney. And oil...and stuff. Open your eyes. Sure, Kerry might have been a little unsure about what to do in Iraq. And he probably would have allowed our troops to be tried by an International Court, he is against abortion unless of course he is for it (I think)and regarding the 87 billion... hell, who knows, that's not the point. Kerry would have felt your pain about the feral beast tearing up your basement...but as importantly, he would have felt the beast's confusion (because that's what liberals do!), what with this house being built on his ancestral home by...Europhile...phalluscentric...uh...male...hegomonic bipeds (I guess)...and he was probably pissed off about this as he tore dug through your garbage cans as political protest(the raccoon, not Dennis Kucinek)and Kerry would have shown up at your door with a banned shotgun and someone else carrying a dead goose that he did not shoot while hunting because, well...he wants to ban guns because it's the liberal way, but...PETA hippies like geese (but alive, not shot)...I don't know where he got the goose...but anyway, he has a gun, because he doesn't want to go mano-a-mano with a feral raccoon like he did... or didn't do with the VC...so like, regarding your raccoon problem...Kerry has a plan! Or had one. Just like the plan he had on Iraq...the one he couldn't tell us about because...on account it was secret and he could,uh, would only tell us if we elected him...BUT you blew it. So you don't get to know his fabulous secret plan to like, save the world and Iraq...AND YOU DON'T GET HIS SECRET PLAN TO REMOVE THE RACCON FROM YOUR BASEMENT...so there. Don't cry to me about winning the war in Iraq...uh, I mean, you know, about raccoons... cuz I voted for Kerry. And..uh, ...I don't have raccoons in my basement. I don't have a basement. There is this cat in the crawl space, but...That'll learn you bast###'s at FR from voting Republican