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Report: One week after his "burial," Arafat is alive -- and kissing
Israel Insider ^ | November 19, 2004

Posted on 11/19/2004 1:02:52 PM PST by Stoat



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Report: One week after his "burial," Arafat is alive -- and kissing
By Israel Insider staff and partners  November 19, 2004

Yasser Arafat, widely believed to have died last week, is in fact in fine form, if a videotape of the on-again, off-again Palestinian leader from an Israeli source is to be believed. The clip, screened on the popular entertainment show "Only in Israel" (Rock b'yisrael), shows an amorous Abu Amar repeatedly kissing and embracing an unknown man in religious garb as his bodyguards and others watch.

The extended smooch -- accompanied by slurping, Hebrew love-words and pleasure sounds as well as a piano sonata -- has suggested to some analysts that Arafat's death may in fact have been faked, enabling the Palestinian leader to escape his three-year confinement in Ramallah and to carry on with more pleasurable activities.
 

 
 

"Arafat was really dead when they said he was alive. Doesn't it make sense that he is really alive after they admit he's dead?"
Israeli analyst
One skeptical intelligence source said that the videotape -- though not the soundtrack -- appeared to be authentic, but expressed doubt that it had been filmed in the past week, after Arafat's purported burial swarm.

The live Israeli studio audience burst into applause and cheers after the clip was screened, suggesting that warm and nostalgic feelings still exist for the Palestinian leader in Jewish circles outside Naturei Karta and Peace Now. An audience member expressed appreciation for the ardor and duration of the embrace.

"Arafat was really dead when they said he was alive. Doesn't it make sense that he is really alive after they admit he's dead?" one Israeli analyst asked rhetorically, explaining his conspiracy theory. "The days of uncertainty during which Arafat was inaccessible to anyone but Suha and his French doctors were used to ensure a clean getaway."

The possibility that Arafat is alive and well and kissing up a storm would explain the reticence of French officials and his wife and would-be widow Suha to release medical reports, or permit an autopsy on his supposed cadaver. Speculation is rife that the figure purporting to be Arafat in the week before his death was in fact a smurf hired to serve as his diminutive double.

"If this is the case, then the medical records due to be given Friday to Palestinian UN mouthpiece and Yasser's nephew Nasser al-Kidwa, not to mention the corpse buried at the Mukata, may in fact be that of the unidentified smurf," the source said.

The real Arafat, according to one source, is living it up in a seaside high-security mansion in the south of France, reportedly cavorting (see photos at left) with other "dead" celebrities like Sheikh Ahmed Yassin, the Ayatollah Khomeini, and -- at least according to one witness -- Elvis.

Israel Insider, modestly, takes no responsibility for the veracity of this report and, like the Palestinian leadership, blames it all on others, most likely Israelis. The French government has launched an inquiry to determine how this poisonous piece penetrated the publication without its permission.

 


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Government; Israel; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: arafat; humor; religionofpeace; terror; terrorist; veiledhomosexuality; willandgrace; wot
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1 posted on 11/19/2004 1:02:52 PM PST by Stoat
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To: Stoat

looks like he is kissing Tom Clancy?!?!?

Arafat alive? after being "dead"? I knew it was too WWE for me...LOL


2 posted on 11/19/2004 1:05:15 PM PST by MikefromOhio (Rudi Bahktiar is hot!!!! Too bad she works for CNN.....)
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To: Stoat

Very funny


3 posted on 11/19/2004 1:05:49 PM PST by Feiny (Scream if you love silence.)
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To: Stoat

I just want to know: did he have AIDS or not?


4 posted on 11/19/2004 1:05:54 PM PST by RockinRight (Liberals are OK with racism and sexism, as long as it is aimed at a Republican.)
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To: Stoat

Arafat has just left the building!


5 posted on 11/19/2004 1:06:18 PM PST by GOPologist
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To: RockinRight

"I just want to know: did he have AIDS or not?"

Why do you want to know...don't tell us you've been kissed by him too?


6 posted on 11/19/2004 1:13:14 PM PST by mdmathis6
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To: mdmathis6

Hehe...don't make me puke!


7 posted on 11/19/2004 1:14:55 PM PST by RockinRight (Liberals are OK with racism and sexism, as long as it is aimed at a Republican.)
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To: Stoat

First picture....the white hand. Remember when he was leaving for France...one of the pics showed that white hand.

Now...seriously, I don't have the answer, but what causes that?


8 posted on 11/19/2004 1:16:45 PM PST by Brad’s Gramma (Proud Patriots dot com! Check it out!!!)
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To: Stoat
This just in . . .

Yasser Arafat is still dead.
9 posted on 11/19/2004 1:19:20 PM PST by StJacques
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To: StJacques

Da@! is he giving Saddam the tongue?


10 posted on 11/19/2004 1:21:34 PM PST by traderrob6
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To: Stoat

I knew it wouldnt be long before our first reported "Elvis sighting"... and believe me, as long as there are tinfoil hat conspiracy loons in the world, it wont be the last.


11 posted on 11/19/2004 1:40:46 PM PST by UncleSamUSA (the land of the free and the home of the brave)
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To: Stoat

Being kissed by arafat would make me want to scrub myself....with a wire brush and lye.


12 posted on 11/19/2004 1:44:33 PM PST by FlyVet
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To: Stoat

Arafat has cheated death once too many.


13 posted on 11/19/2004 1:47:35 PM PST by Ptarmigan (Proud rabbit hater and killer)
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To: Stoat

What a filthy man.


14 posted on 11/19/2004 2:10:45 PM PST by Blowtorch
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To: Stoat

Is this from the kosher onion?


15 posted on 11/19/2004 2:33:25 PM PST by MediaMole
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To: jwfiv

Men who hug ping.


16 posted on 11/19/2004 2:33:26 PM PST by Serb5150 (Nature! Gouuuulet!)
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To: Stoat

17 posted on 11/19/2004 2:36:18 PM PST by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Ptarmigan

More likely. Arafat alive and SUCKING!!!!

















18 posted on 11/19/2004 2:37:03 PM PST by kylobo
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To: Brad's Gramma

Don't they wipe with the left hand? Maybe it's Desitin...


19 posted on 11/19/2004 2:38:29 PM PST by beezdotcom (I'm usually either right or wrong...)
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To: traderrob6

That is exactly what I was wondering. It sure looks like it.


20 posted on 11/19/2004 6:35:44 PM PST by texasflower (Liberty can change habits. ~ President George W. Bush 10/08/04)
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