Posted on 11/19/2004 10:49:22 AM PST by fuquadukie
Missing tire attracts police attention Friday, November 19, 2004
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
When state police pulled over a car that was traveling on only three tires, they said the driver appeared confused about where he was going, let alone how he was going to get there.
They believe the reason may have had something to do with the marijuana pipe in the front console and the grassy aroma wafting from the car.
State police in Butler said they were alerted to a car causing sparks as it drove north on Interstate 79 in Muddycreek Township early yesterday.
When they pulled it over, they said, driver Joel Crytzer, 63, of Craftsbury, Vt., had glassy eyes and slurred speech.
They spotted the pipe and asked permission to search the car. Crytzer refused, but troopers said they could clearly see a metal pail with two bags of marijuana and a holstered pistol on the floor.
They later found five more pipes, $6,000 in cash and a roach clip.
Crytzer was charged with driving under the influence and drugs and weapons counts.
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LOL! I was picturing a green van headed for the border.
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Dumb as a bag of hammers/box of rocks.
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
- No grain in the silo.
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- Receiver is off the hook.
- He has less going on upstairs than a one story house.
- Several nuts short of a full pouch.
- Slinky's kinked.
- Surfing in Nebraska.
- Too much yardage between the goal posts.
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
- One taco/enchilada short of a combo platter.
- All foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer/tool in the shed.
- The lights are on, but nobody's home.
Nuclear Chronic Sticky Bud
Lunch pail for a brain (empty)
MJ alone didn't put him in this state of mind, no how, no way. Blackbird.
- Not the brightest light-bulb on the chandelier.
Psst. Go Maryland!
One hit and you start glowing, and then your tires disappear one by one.
Hook it up. The tire disppearance is a side effect that might be hard to get used to, though.
Maryland is good, by the way. Always a great match-up. Like the one where Duke scored 10 points in the last 10 seconds (or something like that). Remember? See, I thought you could!
ACC Basketball season is upon us... Finally! No better league in the USA. Hands down. Only drawback now is the dilution caused by the football side. Will eliminate home-away series between all teams. Will force ACC Tourney out of Greensboro. End of an era.
BTTT
Go Duke. Coach K will find a way to have a Top 10 team for this season even though Duke lost Luol Deng and a blue-chip high schooler to the thug league, leaving only 9 scholarship players. Heck, I'll take Duke in their current status over any Big East team. Big East basketball is street-ball thug style, especially those losers from here in Pittsburgh.
funny
With the help of "Carolina Refs." ;-).
'sOK. We'll kick some Blue Devil butt the way we do every year.
Having the ACC Tournament out of Greensboro (for once) is a good thing.
Vitale has us ranked No. 7. Mikey's kids are No. 13. Go Terps!
My personal favorite:
"Frequently outwitted by inanimate objects."
- a quarter watt bulb in the lighting display of life...
He has a mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 38 states.
;-)
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