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Missing tire attracts police attention
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ^
| Friday, November 19, 2004
| Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Posted on 11/19/2004 10:49:22 AM PST by fuquadukie
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To: drjimmy
LOL! I was picturing a green van headed for the border.
To: 70times7
- An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
- As smart as bait.
- Chimney's clogged.
- Dumb as a bag of hammers/box of rocks.
- His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
- Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
- No grain in the silo.
- Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
- Receiver is off the hook.
- He has less going on upstairs than a one story house.
- Several nuts short of a full pouch.
- Slinky's kinked.
- Surfing in Nebraska.
- Too much yardage between the goal posts.
- A few clowns short of a circus.
- A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
- The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
- One taco/enchilada short of a combo platter.
- All foam, no beer.
- The cheese slid off his cracker.
- Couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
- He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
- Not the sharpest knife in the drawer/tool in the shed.
- The lights are on, but nobody's home.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:11:59 AM PST
by
numberonepal
(Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
To: Delbert
Must have been some of that Killer Chernobyl Weed.Nuclear Chronic Sticky Bud
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:13:41 AM PST
by
numberonepal
(Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
To: numberonepal
Lunch pail for a brain (empty)
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:15:29 AM PST
by
SavageRepublican
(Everything I own is covered with cat hair.....)
To: fuquadukie
MJ alone didn't put him in this state of mind, no how, no way. Blackbird.
To: numberonepal
- Not the brightest light-bulb on the chandelier.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:15:44 AM PST
by
fuquadukie
(If you can't hang with the big dogs, then don't jump off the porch.)
To: fuquadukie
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:19:27 AM PST
by
SavageRepublican
(Everything I own is covered with cat hair.....)
To: fuquadukie
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:28:42 AM PST
by
sauropod
(Hitlary: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
To: numberonepal
One hit and you start glowing, and then your tires disappear one by one.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:35:55 AM PST
by
Delbert
To: Delbert
Hook it up. The tire disppearance is a side effect that might be hard to get used to, though.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:38:15 AM PST
by
numberonepal
(Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
To: sauropod
Nice try, but who has won the most Regular Season ACC championships lately? And, the most ACC Tournament Championships? Huh?
Maryland is good, by the way. Always a great match-up. Like the one where Duke scored 10 points in the last 10 seconds (or something like that). Remember? See, I thought you could!
ACC Basketball season is upon us... Finally! No better league in the USA. Hands down. Only drawback now is the dilution caused by the football side. Will eliminate home-away series between all teams. Will force ACC Tourney out of Greensboro. End of an era.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:59:25 AM PST
by
fuquadukie
(If you can't hang with the big dogs, then don't jump off the porch.)
To: fuquadukie
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posted on
11/19/2004 12:09:19 PM PST
by
fuquadukie
(If you can't hang with the big dogs, then don't jump off the porch.)
To: fuquadukie
ACC Basketball season is upon us... Finally! No better league in the USA. Hands down.
Hands back up. The Big East has won three of the last six men's championships, and all of the last five women's championships. And next year it adds Louisville, Marquette, Cincinnati, and DePaul. Dick Vitale couldn't crawl up the ACC's butt any harder if he tried, but the Big East has proven on the court that it is currently the best, and it will be getting even better.
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posted on
11/19/2004 1:06:54 PM PST
by
drjimmy
To: drjimmy
I'll wager any ACC team against any Big East team any day of the week, twice on Sunday. I'll win more than my share.
Go Duke. Coach K will find a way to have a Top 10 team for this season even though Duke lost Luol Deng and a blue-chip high schooler to the thug league, leaving only 9 scholarship players. Heck, I'll take Duke in their current status over any Big East team. Big East basketball is street-ball thug style, especially those losers from here in Pittsburgh.
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posted on
11/19/2004 1:22:04 PM PST
by
fuquadukie
(If you can't hang with the big dogs, then don't jump off the porch.)
To: lsee
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posted on
11/19/2004 3:16:27 PM PST
by
lsee
To: fuquadukie
Nice try, but who has won the most Regular Season ACC championships lately? And, the most ACC Tournament Championships? Huh? With the help of "Carolina Refs." ;-).
'sOK. We'll kick some Blue Devil butt the way we do every year.
Having the ACC Tournament out of Greensboro (for once) is a good thing.
Vitale has us ranked No. 7. Mikey's kids are No. 13. Go Terps!
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posted on
11/19/2004 4:47:56 PM PST
by
sauropod
(Hitlary: "We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good.")
To: numberonepal
My personal favorite:
"Frequently outwitted by inanimate objects."
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posted on
11/19/2004 4:52:10 PM PST
by
Poohbah
(Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!)
To: drjimmy
Somebody mention my name? Sorry I was out man, hey...
...dig the dingle balls, man.
To: fuquadukie
- a quarter watt bulb in the lighting display of life...
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posted on
11/23/2004 8:46:08 PM PST
by
null and void
(They killed three thousand Americans and now they're going to die.)
To: KarlInOhio
He has a mind like a steel trap - full of mice.He has a mind like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 38 states.
;-)
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posted on
11/23/2004 8:48:55 PM PST
by
eyespysomething
("Life has a flavor the protected will never know...." Major Jason Muldoon)
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