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Missing tire attracts police attention
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ^
| Friday, November 19, 2004
| Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
Posted on 11/19/2004 10:49:22 AM PST by fuquadukie
Missing tire attracts police attention Friday, November 19, 2004
Pittsburgh Post-Gazette
When state police pulled over a car that was traveling on only three tires, they said the driver appeared confused about where he was going, let alone how he was going to get there.
They believe the reason may have had something to do with the marijuana pipe in the front console and the grassy aroma wafting from the car.
State police in Butler said they were alerted to a car causing sparks as it drove north on Interstate 79 in Muddycreek Township early yesterday.
When they pulled it over, they said, driver Joel Crytzer, 63, of Craftsbury, Vt., had glassy eyes and slurred speech.
They spotted the pipe and asked permission to search the car. Crytzer refused, but troopers said they could clearly see a metal pail with two bags of marijuana and a holstered pistol on the floor.
They later found five more pipes, $6,000 in cash and a roach clip.
Crytzer was charged with driving under the influence and drugs and weapons counts.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events; US: Pennsylvania
KEYWORDS: 63yearoldhippie; drivinon3wheels; dude; dudewheresmybrain; hippie; marijuana; pothead; smartcops
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Oh wow, man. I didn't know, man.
How high must you be to not know you were driving on 3 tires?
To: fuquadukie
He said his name was RAAAALLLLPPPPPHHHHHHH!
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:51:00 AM PST
by
TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig
(You can turn your head away from the Berg video and still hear Al Queda's calls to prayer.n)
To: fuquadukie
I dont know, maybe about this high: ^
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:51:02 AM PST
by
zahal724
(I own a lumber company? Want some wood?)
To: fuquadukie
Hello??? He's from
V E R M O N T'nuff said.
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:51:19 AM PST
by
sandalwood
(Vote Pat Toomey for Governor)
To: fuquadukie
Those well trained, uber-observant cops don't miss a THING, do they?
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:53:07 AM PST
by
Gerasimov
(John Kerry just got his SECOND dishonorable discharge.)
To: fuquadukie
Things just aren't going well for Al Gore.
To: fuquadukie
One of the beautiful things about America... Intelligence has never been a requirement (Bless his heart).
Don't take my word for it though, ask the left.
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:54:03 AM PST
by
odoso
(Millions for charity, but not one penny for tribute!)
To: fuquadukie
Du-u-u-u-u-ude?! Where's my tire?!
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:55:12 AM PST
by
Publius
To: fuquadukie
O.K. I'll admit I did my share of tokin' in my earlier years, and some of it was powerful stuff. But nothing could get me this whacked out. This guy was doing something more. Maybe P.C.P.
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:55:23 AM PST
by
zygoat
To: fuquadukie
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:55:40 AM PST
by
dennisw
(G_D - against Amelek for all generations.)
To: fuquadukie
Driving on three wheels... That's a new one. I'm more familiar with other phrases that apply to this guy:
-He's only got one oar in the water
-His rear wheels are in the sand
-His elevator doesn't go to the top floors
-He's a few cards short of a full deck
-He's a few bricks shy of a full load
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posted on
11/19/2004 10:55:55 AM PST
by
70times7
(An open mind is a cesspool of thought)
To: fuquadukie
Dude! Where's my tire? Ahhhh man who's car is this?
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:00:12 AM PST
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Kevin Sites is a terrorist.)
To: fuquadukie
I wonder if the sparks from the rim came close to setting his Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker on fire?
To: zygoat; MEG33
LMAO
This man is 63 years old.
Theres no fool like an old fool.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:01:02 AM PST
by
TexKat
(Just because you did not see it or read it, that does not mean it did or did not happen.)
To: 70times7
He has a mind like a steel trap - full of mice.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:01:58 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(In a just world, Arafat would have died at the end of a rope.)
To: fuquadukie
How high must you be to not know you were driving on 3 tires? <--Must have been some of that Killer Chernobyl Weed.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:02:28 AM PST
by
Delbert
To: sdpatriot; No Blue States; Eagle Eye
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:03:00 AM PST
by
TexKat
(Just because you did not see it or read it, that does not mean it did or did not happen.)
To: Question Liberal Authority
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:03:26 AM PST
by
arms
To: fuquadukie
A baked Baker in a three wheeled car with $6K in cash and a pistol. That's some messed up stuff right there. The cops were probably trying not to bust a gut at the sheer stupidity of the situation.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:04:30 AM PST
by
numberonepal
(Don't Even Think About Treading On Me)
To: fuquadukie
Dave? Dave's not here, man.
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posted on
11/19/2004 11:04:30 AM PST
by
drjimmy
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