Hmmmm...I was going to say that's not fair, but suddenly think the answer might be more gross than anything we could come up with concerning hand lotion with glitter in it.
(if I don't want to know, I guarantee they'll be lining up to tell me what they meant)
OH FOR PETE'S SAKE....and I've HEARD that joke before! Somewhere...no wonder nobody wanted to tell me before! (slapping forehead)