Frozen Turkey Thrown at Car Leaves Woman Critically Hurt

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[IGOTMINE]

"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!"

Seriously, these little punk bastards need time. I hope that lady fully recovers.

[Eepsy]

No, pumpkin pie is dessert, turkey is dinner.

[Mears]

What's a jappy type?

[Texas Songwriter]

I wouldn't ask any of the five of those little pricks to pass the giblet gravy come Thanksgiving Day. This is a horible crime.

[CaptainAwesome2]

jewish american princess

i went to gw for college and there were a lot of long island japs there.

[kjuncowgirl]

People don't kill. . . . turkeys do. (/end sarcasm)

[Apercu]

Publication of their names, jail time (or military service - if the military would even take them), along with losing their driving privileges for 5 years ,hefty fines for their parents, and financial restitution for all medical bills & attendant damages suffered by the victim & her family.

[bruin66]

With God as my witness...

[Dog Gone]

Would caning be out of the question?

Probably, but a charge of attempted murder isn't.

[stainlessbanner]

It's going to be easier for kids to buy beer than turkeys and whipped cream.

[mountaineer]

Agreed, this is attempted murder. If the authorities catch these punks, I hope they prosecute them to the max.

[Hillary's Lovely Legs]

I have a friend who's wife was killed when a cinderblock was thrown off an overpass.

Hanging is too good for these punks.

[mountaineer]

After so many reports of punks throwing rocks and stuff from overpasses, I'm particularly vigilant whenever I drive under one. But seriously, what kind of idiot buys a turkey and throws it from a moving car? What is the thought process here? In the immortal words of Angie Harmon, "Hang 'em all."

[Joe Hadenuf]

Agreed, this is attempted murder. If the authorities catch these punks, I hope they prosecute them to the max.

You bet. Anyone would be lucky to survive that. These AHs may as well been throwing bowling balls at cars.

[Diana in Wisconsin]

Unbelieveable! Sending good thoughts and prayers that the victim recovers and the punk perps are hung out to dry!

[sheik yerbouty]

In Lake Ronkonkoma it was probably a skinhead wannabe..

[BureaucratusMaximus]

I'm sick and tired of this country refusing to register it's turkeys! Turkeys are designed to kill! We don't need turkeys!

(snicker)

When turkeys are banned...only criminals will have turkeys!

[oceanview]

they'll get them, the Suffolk County cops (highest average pay in the nation by the way) will find these punks.

[Ignatz]

Jose Pesce: "Do I amuse you? Like some clown?"

[Junior]

I heard about this on the radio. These kids need more than an ass whuppin. These kids need to do some serious time.