Nobody home...
I'm in Little Rock tonight, and the fireworks are off in the distance over BillyJeff's Library and Bath-house.
All the local ABC news could gush about was the return of The Bent one and Satan's Bride to their native soil.
Does Monica still have his phone #?
I just heard tonight they have a multimillion dollar Penthouse Apartment there. Is there any other Presidential library where the former President has an apartment?
Ooh yeah, baby. Slower. Slower. Yeah, baby. Like that.
Did they air-brush the homeless people out of the picture?
Another major difference betweem Bush and the ultimate narcicist from Little Rock -- Bush doesn't give a damn about his image, only doing what is right by his country.
The Stainmeister quote I will always remember (I saw it on live network TV) was:
I bring your a new covenant!
Which, I realized after I recovered from choking, spitting, coughing and gasping, made THIS President of the United States a Lying Bastard BLASPHEMING S. O. B. ...... literally!!!!
The stained carpet, stained dress, fouled washbasin, bitten lips, et al............ were dross.
The Library and Massage Parlor really DOES look like a 72-foot single-wide cantilevered over the creek.
Quite fitting.
I hope I live long enough to be able to desecrate the memorial to sleaze.