[dlts]

As Popeye would say, "I yam what I yam."

[bigbob]

Nobody home...

[The Flying Dutchman]

I'm in Little Rock tonight, and the fireworks are off in the distance over BillyJeff's Library and Bath-house.

All the local ABC news could gush about was the return of The Bent one and Satan's Bride to their native soil.

[Mr. Mojo]

Mr. President, your legacy is calling.

Does Monica still have his phone #?

[msnimje]

I just heard tonight they have a multimillion dollar Penthouse Apartment there. Is there any other Presidential library where the former President has an apartment?

[A.A. Cunningham]

[dawn53]

[noblejones]

Ooh yeah, baby. Slower. Slower. Yeah, baby. Like that.

[Texas Eagle]

Did they air-brush the homeless people out of the picture?

[jpf]

When he began he thought he'd be JFK, but no one shot him. Then he thought FDR, but the health care plan failed. Then he thought okay, Teddy Roosevelt, but Monica was waiting. After a while he thought he'd write a great memoir just like US Grant, but it read more like The Diary of Anis Nin though not as sexy.

Oh well, flying on Air force one was pretty cool.

[Dionysius]

Another major difference betweem Bush and the ultimate narcicist from Little Rock -- Bush doesn't give a damn about his image, only doing what is right by his country.

[skeptoid]

The Stainmeister quote I will always remember (I saw it on live network TV) was:

“I bring your a new covenant!”

Which, I realized after I recovered from choking, spitting, coughing and gasping, made THIS President of the United States a “Lying Bastard BLASPHEMING S. O. B.” ...... literally!!!!

The stained carpet, stained dress, fouled washbasin, bitten lips, et al............ were dross.

The Library and Massage Parlor really DOES look like a 72-foot single-wide cantilevered over the creek.

Quite fitting.

I hope I live long enough to be able to desecrate the memorial to sleaze.