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Bush Pardons Election-Winning Thanksgiving Turkey
Reuters ^ | 11/17/04

Posted on 11/17/2004 10:23:11 AM PST by kattracks

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - President Bush (news - web sites) expressed a common bond on Wednesday with a broad-breasted turkey named "Biscuits," which won a White House election to become national turkey for this year's Thanksgiving holiday.

 

"This is an election year and Biscuits had to earn his spot at the White House," Bush said at an annual Rose Garden ceremony at which he pardoned the 44-pound white tom turkey from a center-stage appearance on the Thanksgiving dinner table.

The president, who won re-election on Nov. 2 after a tight race against Democrat John Kerry (news - web sites), joked that Biscuits and his running-mate, "Gravy," had run "neck-and-neck" against a rival ticket of "Patience" and "Fortitude."

The vote for the national turkey was conducted on the White House Web site at www.whitehouse.gov. Thanksgiving Day is Nov. 25.

Bush, with Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites) looking on, said the national turkey election had several parallels with the 2004 presidential race, which featured attacks on Kerry by the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth and the anti-Bush movie "Fahrenheit 9/11" by filmmaker Michael Moore.

"It came down to a few battleground states," the Republican president said.

"It was a tough contest and it turned out some 527 organizations got involved, including Barnyard Animals for Truth. There was a scurrilous film that came out, "Fahrenheit 375 Degrees At 10 Minutes Per Pound," he said.

The 22-week-old Biscuit, who was more interested in the Rose Garden shrubbery than the ceremony, will spend the rest of his days at a Virginia petting farm called "Frying Pan Park."



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1 posted on 11/17/2004 10:23:11 AM PST by kattracks
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To: kattracks
There was a scurrilous film that came out, "Fahrenheit 375 Degrees At 10 Minutes Per Pound," he said.

LOL, at that rate Michael Moore would take years.

2 posted on 11/17/2004 10:25:25 AM PST by Sloth ("Rather is TV's real-life Ted Baxter, without Baxter's quiet dignity." -- Ann Coulter)
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To: kattracks
There was a scurrilous film that came out, "Fahrenheit 375 Degrees At 10 Minutes Per Pound," he said.

I was watching the speech. That got quite a chuckle, and Dubya has a pretty good delivery.

3 posted on 11/17/2004 10:33:25 AM PST by wizardoz (straight, sedentary, and average)
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To: kattracks

How nice of him to pardon that turkey, John Fraud Kerry.


4 posted on 11/17/2004 10:47:46 AM PST by exit82 (Righteousness exalts a nation...... Proverbs 14:34)
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To: exit82

I was thinking Bill Clinton!


5 posted on 11/17/2004 10:59:21 AM PST by conserv13
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To: kattracks

Oh, great, now I'm all hungry.


6 posted on 11/17/2004 11:00:27 AM PST by Argh
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To: Argh
I had hoped he would just come out and say, "You know what? He looks delicious! Let's eat 'em!"
7 posted on 11/17/2004 11:07:12 AM PST by 50sDad ( ST3d - Star Trek Tri-D Chess! http://my.oh.voyager.net/~abartmes)
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To: 50sDad

You're right, he should have done that. The pansy-left already hates him anyway, so what the heck?


8 posted on 11/17/2004 11:10:35 AM PST by Argh
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To: kattracks

Just once, I want the president to say, "Sorry fella's, it's dinner time."


9 posted on 11/17/2004 1:34:33 PM PST by Living Free in NH (Where am I and why am I in this handbasket?)
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To: kattracks

I wonder which would get more airtime, poor Margaret Hassan, or President Bush blowing away the turkey on TV?


10 posted on 11/17/2004 2:54:25 PM PST by TexasRepublic (Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition!)
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