,,, you might have stumbled onto a market niche. I was in Sydney in June and couldn't find a John Howard t-shirt :)
Screw ya both! Last time I was in the airport there, I couldn't find a place in the transit area to go and ava smoke! (while waiting for a connection to Perth)
(I ended up by 'breaking the law' and going where a Qantas laddie suggested - down to the empty Asian terminal where no flights were expected in for awhile, and I could have a puff behind a potted palm...)