liberal reading level
Posted on 11/15/2004 6:42:54 AM PST by writer33
I’m an angry white man. I live in a red state. I voted for Newt Gingrich in 1994. I voted for President Bush in 2004. I am a sexist, homophobic, conservative animal. I caused blue state succession talk. I am to blame for everything that is wrong in the world—slavery, women’s oppression, worldwide famine, and pestilence. I have become the most spat upon by my own countrymen. I have become reviled and denigrated by the mainstream media as being greedy and creating poverty. I believe in the Founding Fathers and the U.S. Constitution. And I am in favor of morality and the belief that God “created the Heavens and the Earth.”
For forty years, liberalism has sought to cage my love of America. I am to blame for The Revolutionary War, the Civil War, and World Wars I and II. I dared to rally the American people under the banner of the Stars and Stripes to help overcome tyranny and despotism. In the Korean War, I called on World War II vets and young soldiers to fight Chinese communists. I get chills when I see the American flag flying in the breeze, and shed a tear when I hear the Star Spangled Banner playing.
In Vietnam, I celebrated the return of our fine young men and women when others spat on them. While liberals threw medals at the White House, I held them in contempt. I denied the charges of liberals when they denigrated the men and women in the National Guard by accusing them of dodging the draft. I rejoiced in the news that we were slowing the spread of communism in Southeast Asia. I am proud of The Wall and of those men that fought in an honorable war, giving the ultimate sacrifice for liberty. I salute the men and women that reported for duty, serving honorably without embellishing their record. I love their courage and will never forget them.
I championed the soldiers, sailors, airmen, marines, and coastguardsmen that came home from Operation Desert Storm. I proudly displayed the American flag when America’s sons and daughters kicked a tyrannical thug out of Kuwait, liberating people from oppression once again. I wept the day the Twin Towers fell to the ground, and rejoiced when the first bombs fell on the Taliban. I cheered louder and longer the day Saddam Hussein was yanked from the spider hole. My chest swells with pride as the Iraqi people grow more and more sovereign every day. I feel the loss of every son and daughter in the War on Terror as if it were my own child. I continue my unconditional support of our U.S. Military with every nerve ending in my body. I love the United States of America and have faith in the greatest country in the world, especially the people that represent it.
I believed that all Americans were created equal by helping to initiate Civil Rights legislation in Congress. As one of my presidents, President Nixon was the first to implement Affirmative Action policies. I am a friend to all Americans—African Americans, Hispanics, Native Americans, and women. I believe that meritocracy is the key to success for Americans, resulting in a stronger country. I feel women are far too special—having the ability to carry life inside of them—to treat as subservient. I stand strongly against categorizing them as if they’re victims. Nevertheless, in the minds of feminists, I am responsible for keeping women’s wages low through pregnancy and motherhood. I feel it is my duty to protect the woman I love, my family, and my property.
So, I became angrier when Chris Matthews verbally assaulted Michelle Malkin and cut her second segment—a woman of fine integrity and a wonderful example of intellectual conservatism. I was enraged—October 20, 2004—when Joe Scarborough treated Ann Coulter like a second class citizen, trying to impugn the intelligence of a brilliant woman. This is a woman that isn’t just a pretty face, but makes feminists wet their Depends and liberal men call for their mothers when comparing I.Q. tests. I am confident that Ann Coulter is one of the finest representatives of womanhood and conservatism in America.
I still think Rush Limbaugh is “The Passion.” I’m an advocate of the EIB Network and believe that Rush’s work is imperative to conservatism’s success in America. I detest the way the mainstream media treats Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, Michael Savage, and Glenn Beck. I can never applaud these men enough for their efforts in stomping out socialism. They represent and embody the beliefs of the majority of Americans. They enjoy the work they do and perform a necessary duty in admonishing liberalism. They are true beacons of this great Republic, and men I admire the most.
Throughout the history of this great country, I have supported the belief in capitalism, Americanism, and conservatism. As part of one of the biggest election mandates in our history, I am embodied in every hardworking, God fearing, patriotic American—from accountants to small business owners, from construction workers to talk radio hosts, and from President George Washington to President George W. Bush. I have been verbally beaten, battered, and bruised, but I return. I am an American that has been labeled by liberals everywhere, regardless of race or ethnic origin.
As a conservative, I have been labeled, “an angry white man.”
Thanks for the bump!
"What gives?"
You still could be. We'll keep an open mind. :)
liberal reading level
Thanks for the bump.
Thanks for the bump.
"Think we could get that into a bumper sticker?"
Great idea.
"Thank God for you and others of your ilk."
Thank you. It would'nt be possible if it weren't for people like you.
"You, and around 30 million others, my friend."
Exactly.
It's all Bush's fault. By extension, it's the fault of anyone who voted for Bush. If you voted for Bush, then it's your fault too. So YES the world's problems are your fault. Have a nice day!
"Thanks for the read."
You're welcome. Thanks for the nice comments. I appreciate 'em more than you know.
Hey didn't the Nuge write this? < grin >
:)
I suppose that it's time to start an "angry white man" club........
It's always nice to have you.
It sure sounds like the Madman doesn't it! LOL
Well, tell me something. If you:
1) advocate slapping liberals
2) advocate wallowing in the capitalistic
swillpit of Wall St
3) advocate PAX Americana
Then aren't you the most vile scum that ever
existed? If Not, I guess I'll have to work on it.
MV
MV
It'd be a powerful lobby.
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