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Stay Home, You Pathetic Whining Maggots (Note To 'Rats: Canada Doesn't Really WANT You...)
Calgary Sun ^ | 11/14/04 | Ian Robinson

Posted on 11/14/2004 9:41:31 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

In the wake of the U.S. presidential election -- in which I cheerfully took a Sun assistant city editor, who figured Senator John Kerry couldn't lose, for $10 (a quick pause to gloat here) Americans disenchanted with President George W. Bush's re-election romp back into the White House, continue to deluge the Canadian immigration website.

How anybody can be unhappy with the president's re-election is beyond me.

Bush has my admiration in no small part because he manages to simultaneously annoy France and Germany, not to mention those renowned deep, geopolitical thinkers, the Dixie Chicks, Bruce Springsteen, P-Diddy or whatever he's calling himself now, Gwynneth Paltrow and Ben Affleck.

(Interesting note about France: America invades Iraq without UN approval and America is portrayed as a barbarian striding across the world stage. Recently, France essentially invaded the Ivory Coast to protect its interests there ... without asking the UN squat. Just pointing out the hypocrisy.)

Plus, let's face it: France deserves to be annoyed by as many people as possible, as often as possible, if only for encouraging Jerry Lewis by telling him that he was a genius.

Not to mention for exporting snotty wine culture across the Atlantic so that otherwise reasonable North Americans have turned into cork-sniffing oenephiles -- although the word sounds like an exotic perversion, it just means wine-nerd -- who can actually say with a straight face: "This is a full-bodied Cabernet, rich with a full body tasting of plum, blackberry and leather cooked on an oak plank."

Anyway, the day after the U.S. election, 115,628 Americans checked out the site and those numbers haven't fallen off very much.

Before the election, some U.S. celebrities and numerous other Democrats vowed that they'd move to Canada if Bush were re-elected.

I hope I'm not alone in gently suggesting to those considering coming to Canada: Stay home, you pathetic whining maggots.

Particularly celebrities. Canada has suffered enough without having to put up with any of the Baldwin brothers or -- heaven forfend! -- Barbra Streisand.

And frankly, I don't know if we can afford to feed Michael Moore.

Bad enough that Canada became a haven for the gutless wonders of the 1960s who fled the Vietnam draft. I sometimes think that the draft dodgers welcomed by the Trudeau government were a political virus that invaded our body politic, and we still suffer the lingering effects of that illness.

Our nation's preposterous pacifism, belief in nonsense such as "soft power" and fidelity to a morally bankrupt United Nations overrun with tin-pot dictators and other left-wing idiocies, may well be traceable back to the influx of thousands of the testosterone-challenged whose allegiance to country was superceded by their allegiance to smoking dope while trying to figure out the inner meaning of Beatles songs.

We have immigrants coming to this country who have been hunted from the air by murderous Islamofascists in Sudan.

Some new Canadians survived the atrocities in Rwanda or old Europe's final convulsions of genocide in the former Yugoslavia.

We have physicians from some parts of the world who are willing to throw away their prestige and power in their homelands for the privilege of driving a cab in Moose Jaw.

As a nation, we ought to welcome our share of people fleeing genuine oppression, and those willing to gamble everything to secure a safe and decent future for their families.

But welcome a bunch of spoiled brats willing to abandon their very nation because they don't like the man elected to be their leader for the next four years?

Geez, in my entire lifetime, there was maybe one prime minister I'd trust to run a street-corner hot dog stand -- the rest of them weren't fit for much more than compost -- but it never occurred to me to emigrate.

If we close our borders to anybody, it should be these fools. They'll be easy to screen out.

They'll be the ones who are whining.


TOPICS: Canada; Editorial; Foreign Affairs; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bluestaterats; canada; kerrydefeat; sorelosers
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To: IStillBelieve
I don't believe France ever fully withdrew its military from the Ivory Coast, even subsequent to the country's independence in 1960.

*GASP*

France Has Been Military Occupiers of the Ivory Coast For The Last 54 YEARS?

21 posted on 11/14/2004 10:21:19 AM PST by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.)
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To: Publius6961
2004 - 1960 = 44, unless I'm very much mistaken. :)
22 posted on 11/14/2004 10:22:46 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle (I feel more and more like a revolted Charlton Heston, witnessing ape society for the very first time)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

LOL Oh this is funny. They don't want them EITHER!

I like this guys


23 posted on 11/14/2004 10:23:36 AM PST by TexasTaysor
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
So sue me for a lousy 10 years.
I just got excited...
24 posted on 11/14/2004 10:23:54 AM PST by Publius6961 (The most abundant things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Stay home, you pathetic whining maggots.

Canada - a kinder, gentler nation.

Until we get irritated!

25 posted on 11/14/2004 10:29:51 AM PST by headsonpikes (Spirit of '76 bttt!)
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To: MizSterious

Thanks- from what I've read on Free Dominion, he has a lot of company.


26 posted on 11/14/2004 10:38:13 AM PST by backhoe (-30-)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

"Bush has my admiration in no small part because he manages to simultaneously annoy France and Germany"

I freely admit one of the reasons I wanted Bush to win so badly was so I could rub it in the face of the ivory tower libs.


27 posted on 11/14/2004 10:54:53 AM PST by I still care (America is not the problem - it is the solution..)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

bump


28 posted on 11/14/2004 10:58:38 AM PST by RippleFire ("It was just a scratch")
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

This is from the *conservative* region of Canada. They don't want these liberals any more than we do. Ship 'em to France!


29 posted on 11/14/2004 11:00:31 AM PST by valkyrieanne (card-carrying South Park Republican)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Canada:
     2000 Parlimentary Elections
     2000 Élections Législatives
Political Database of the Americas (HOME)

Last updated: 02/06/01

Date November 27, 2000
Total number of seats 301
House seat configuration at dissolution Liberal Party of Canada (Liberal) - 161; Canadian Reform Conservative Alliance (Alliance, formerly Reform Party) - 58; Bloc Québécois (BQ) - 44; New Democratic Party (NDP) - 19; Progressive Conservatives (PC) - 15
Incumbent Prime Minister and party Jean Chrétien, Liberal
Turn-out 63.0%
% Popular vote Liberal - 40.8; Alliance - 25.5; PC - 12.2; BQ - 10.7; NDP - 8.5; Green Party - 0.8; Marijuana Party - 0.5; Other - 1.0
New House seat configuration Liberal - 172; Alliance - 66; BQ - 38; NDP - 13; PC - 12
New Prime Minister and party Jean Chrétien, Liberal
New official opposition leader and party Stockwell Day, Alliance

Province Liberal Party of Canada (Liberal) Canadian Reform Conservative Alliance (Alliance) Bloc Québécois (BQ) New Democratic Party of Canada (NDP) Progressive Conservative Party of Canada (PC) Other
Seats Seats Seats Seats Seats Seats
Alberta 2 23 0 0 1 0
British Columbia 5 27 0 2 0 0
Manitoba 5 4 0 4 1 0
New Brunswick 6 0 0 1 3 0
Newfoundland 5 0 0 0 2 0
Northwest Territories 1 0 0 0 0 0
Nova Scotia 4 0 0 3 4 0
Nunavut 1 0 0 0 0 0
Ontario 100 2 0 1 0 0
Prince Edward Island 4 0 0 0 0 0
Quebec 36 0 38 0 1 0
Saskatchewan 2 10 0 2 0 0
Yukon 1 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 172 66 38 13 12 0
% Vote Nationally 40.8% 25.5% 10.7% 8.5% 12.2% 2.3%
Total number of Votes 5,230,947 3,269,108 1,370,638 1,092,362 1,565,035 292,170

Source: FOCAL



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30 posted on 11/14/2004 11:02:14 AM PST by motife
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle; bad company

I like the way this guy thinks......it's funny...


31 posted on 11/14/2004 11:03:10 AM PST by marmar (Faith is a beautiful thing.....)
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To: CzarNicky
There are conservative areas of Canada.

B.C., Alberta and Saskatchewan overwhelmingly conservative, Manitoba is about evenly split.

32 posted on 11/14/2004 11:04:39 AM PST by motife
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Damn son, you talk like American. I'm glad to see there are still honorable Canadians left.

I'm really starting to get worried about Canadian politics. Can Canada be taken away from the liberals there...or is it too late?

33 posted on 11/14/2004 11:19:37 AM PST by processing please hold (Islam and Christianity do not mix ----9-11 taught us that)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I do find the Canadian government's position in this to be troubling.

Notice how Canada will give refuge status to our draft dodgers and AWOL soldiers yet not give the same political refuge status to commies and progressives in an America still rooted in conservativism?

The left has never been about working on solutions together with the right. It has always been about incrementalism. Now that they think that they will be out of power a long time, they want to take their ball and run away.

The rest of the world doesn't want us exporting liberalism.


34 posted on 11/14/2004 11:32:55 AM PST by weegee (WE FOUGHT ZOGBYISM November 2, 2004 - 60 Million Voters versus 60 Minutes - BUSH WINS!!!)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

I just LOVE western Canada! BC, Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba are pretty conservative from what I hear, and I think their FreeDominion.com site is GREAT (a plug for the Canadian version of FR)!


35 posted on 11/14/2004 12:36:35 PM PST by alwaysconservative (Addicted to FReeping and don't want to be cured.)
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To: alwaysconservative; All

NO! It's FreeDominion.ca (NOT dot com!) (Beating head against desk.) One is a great political site, the other is an advertising site.


36 posted on 11/14/2004 12:40:53 PM PST by alwaysconservative (Addicted to FReeping and don't want to be cured.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

Thanks Calgary!


37 posted on 11/14/2004 12:56:52 PM PST by bella1 ((red county, blue state))
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

BUMP!


38 posted on 11/14/2004 2:04:13 PM PST by happygrl
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To: motife

Thanks for the info. It's good to know specifically which regions vote which way.


39 posted on 11/14/2004 3:03:29 PM PST by Joann37
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To: motife

Alberta is the only conservative province. Saskatchewan is NDP province and its population is aboyt the size of Edmonton. BC is abit left of center. As a matter of fact, Liberal is consider to be right wing ther.


40 posted on 11/14/2004 3:55:53 PM PST by -=[_Super_Secret_Agent_]=-
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