Posted on 11/13/2004 4:06:57 AM PST by lisaann8
Hollywood, We Have a Problem
By Lisa Sarrach
November 12, 2004
The famous and the infamous out in La La Land are crying in their lattes over last week's election results. Therapists down in Florida have reported a huge increase in everyday Liberal patients in Florida so upset over the results; they've already termed the phenomenon, P.E.S.T.
P.E.S.T. now appears to have a foothold in Hollywood. It appears the star of Law and Order: Criminal Intent, Vince D'Onofrio, has already succumbed to the ailment, as he apparently fainted on the set in despair over the election and the mandate from his bosses to refrain from political discussions during work hours.
Barbra Streisand (web site) who famously misquoted Shakespeare in an attempt to skewer President Bush earlier this year, has now used statements from Thomas Jefferson when he was John Adam's vice president to basically state, that this evil (Bush's 2nd term) will pass.
Of course, Jefferson was speaking about the unconstitutional alien and sedition acts of 1796 that eventually led to their demise and his ascension as president in 1800. But never mind, we'll let her continue to ramble and use quotes out of context if it helps her get over her case of P.E.S.T.
After all, we are the Party of compassionate conservatism, eh?
And of course, Madonna has weighed in and requested an end to the war in Iraq and removal of all our troops. Madonna is receiving her therapy from the Kaballah rabbis, no pricy therapist for her, she just hands over her "contributions" to the Center and gets the therapy for free, I suppose.
Michael Moore....his case of P.E.S.T. is so severe, relocation to Canada or France may be the only way for him to heal and escape "Jesusland."
(Excerpt) Read more at gopusa.com ...
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Dadgummit, why can't any of these bozos keep their stoopid opinions to themselves????
I often wonder that myself. Many shows I have had tro stop supporting because of the moronic comments made by the actors. IT is a shame because he was good in Primal Fear.
Would you take the trouble to shave if you were having your picture taken for the public to see?
LOL!!
I could not have said it better!
He's the youngest Baldwin, right? No WONDER he has a clue!! (I am the youngest of a large family as well.)
How's that working out for them so far?
I, LITERALLY, ran into her in a bank 10 or so years ago and she has that farm girl glow. She is very pretty without makeup and was just plain beautiful with it.
Kilmer was good in "Real Genius".
I don't remember that one...
I gotta say, I had to laugh when I heard Madonna say in her best fake Euro-trash accent..."I call for the removal of the troops in Iraq".
Is this washed up egomaniac for real? The scenario would make a good SNL skit. President Bush initiates a conference call with Rummy, Blair, Powell, and Co. to discuss strategy, and then during the conversation, they decide to put in an emergency call to Madonna for her input. President Bush says, "Madonna, you have so much experience in world affairs, we bow to your expertise. You want us out of Iraq? It's done!"
Madonna is such a putz. She needs to stick to what she does best. Re-inventing herself, once again, to make more $$$$s. Which I'm sure she'll donate to all the suffering and downtrodden in the world.
Yeah, right...when donkey's fly.
I say we all chip in and give her a one-way ticket to Iran.
Fair enough.
I don't think an artist should wonder about what the public wants. If the public doesn't like his or her art then so be it because that's the way it is in a free marketplace.
You don't have anymore right to demand a certain kind of movie from a filmmaker then you do to demand a certain kind of bread from Velveeta. If you see an opening in the marketplace make your own art to fill that gap.
Faint on, Girly Man, faint on. Your show stinks and your the biggest ham actor of all times.
>>the movie about the US Hockey Team (can't recall the title now).
Miracle.
"Do you believe in MIRACLES? YES!"
I watch that just about every week the night before my hockey games.
He may be a nutcase, but he's HOT!!
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