Posted on 11/12/2004 3:55:51 AM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
Spokesperson Alec Baldwin... "I think my exact comment was that if Bush won it would be a good time to leave the United States..."
1. Are you absolutely outraged that George W. Bush was re-elected President of the United States?
2. Have you decided that you just can't stand living in a country that would elect such an obvious idiot?
3. Is the thought of four more years of "W" more than you can stand?
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Well, someone is getting the worm early today! ROFLMAO!
We feel your pain. Hmmmmmm, Madagascar? Bouganville? Now, there's a socialist paradise waiting to happen. "Have you your pistols, have you your sharp edged axes? Oh, pioneers. Oh, pioneers." (LOL!)
Also, we must all work diligently in the coming months to convince progressives that the Democratic Party has let them down. They must abandon the party. Their only recourse is to join and work for the Green Party moving forward. I may even register as a Green Party member to swell their voter registration rolls. Divide and conquer.
Begin with putting all known progressives in your sphere of influence on the Green Party mail list from their website. Great fun. Start inundating them with information now.
I would like to run the concession that helps them sell their homes, businesses, cars, excess goods, etc. This needs to be part of the service.
We need to be able to wrap this around the relocation effort. These poor folks will need to liquidate their immovable assets in order to help establish themselves in their new home countries.
Seriously, $5 will getch $10 that if this kind of service were to be set up - there would not be one taker.
Just another case of RATs' @sses overloading there mounths
I would like to run the concession that helps them sell their homes, businesses, cars, excess goods, etc. This needs to be part of the service.
We need to be able to wrap this around the relocation effort. These poor folks will need to liquidate their immovable assets in order to help establish themselves in their new home countries.
Seriously, $5 will getcha $10 that if this kind of service were to be set up - there would not be one taker.
Just another case of RATs' @sses overloading there mouths
BTTT
Don't forget, they must also RENOUNCE THEIR CITIZENSHIP!
Can we find another place for the Anarchists? Why spoil the only place on Earth where there is peace and quiet?
well there are at least two websites with this theme, the other being www.moveOut.biz, but i think the moveout website is serious... they appear able to collect funds at least.
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