Hilarious, but precisely who believes in this story? If you think this is what the theory of evolution is about, you have a serious misunderstanding of evolution.
If you are an 'evolutionist' then that "hilarious story" is Your creation story.
I've debated many atheists, agnostics, and Christian Humanists. One thing I've discovered is that virtually None of them truly knows the true extent of their worldview......and certainly not the consequences of it. They know of the theories, and can discuss those, just as evolutionists in here can. But when the debate goes beyond the theories to the "first principle" {creation story}, almost every one I've debated reacted with shock and even derision......."I don't believe that....you must be crazy!!!". And my response to them is what it is to you: do some research. Connect the dots between the 'godless' theory of evolution to the "matter is all there is" creation story and its consequences...... understood very well by the likes of Nietzsche, Hitler, Stalin, Lenin, and that cabal.