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"Let's Roll"(BARF ALERT Margaret Cho 11/8/04)
margaretcho.com ^ | 11/8/04 | margaret cho

Posted on 11/10/2004 1:28:05 PM PST by finnman69

I am getting lots of email that are like this.

"Whooo-hoo!!! We won!!!! Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

It just goes to show how incredibly dumb the Bush voters are. They are not treating this like an election, with many lives at stake with a full blown war being fought by our kids in Iraq; cataclysmic errors in national security causing our civil liberties to be severely crippled; too great a divide between the haves and the have-nots culminating in the worst economic situation in nearly eight decades; the threat to women's rights by insane religious fanatics seeking to ban abortion and therefore do away with equality; the aberration of freedom that is the Federal Marriage Amendment and the dehumanization of gay and lesbian Americans, etc, etc, etc. They are acting like it is some kind of sporting event, like their team won, and they are going to celebrate by doing beer bongs and hanging each other outside hotel windows by their big, stupid, un- evolved webbed feet. They see America like a giant tailgate party, and they are getting ready for the big game with Al-Quaeda.

Unfortunately, this is not an action film, and therefore, having the Terminator on your side is no advantage. Might does not equal right, just as we must awaken to the hard, cold realization that majority should not rule. The majority is responsible for slavery, denying women and minorities the vote, Japanese internment, segregation, lynching and a million other injustices and inhumanities. Fortunately, this majority is one by a very small margin. I encourage everyone who is distressed by the outcome of the election to remember that just because Bush is still in office does not mean that his power will be increased. He is going to have a harder time doing anything, because he knows that everyone is watching and waiting for him to make a mistake, of which there will be countless many.

Bush knows that people are terribly disappointed by his win, and that is really hilarious. It is an empty victory, because now he's got to attempt to steer the nation out of the muddy ditch he drove us into, and he will just be spinning his wheels while we stand by and laugh our Democrat asses off. Seriously, Bush is so fu*ked I hope he is popping lots of amyl nitrate and practicing Lamaze breathing. If we just don't allow ourselves to sit back and let the only-just-barely-majority rule, then we have the advantage. Everything they try to do can be shot down like a shotput, because we are watching. We are everywhere and we know that now. It is an exciting time, and I have to say I am thrilled at the possibilities, because now what is in front of us is the big show where the Bush administration goes down on themselves and their constituency Bangkok style.

I love getting hate mail, because it makes me see exactly the mentality of the idiots I am dealing with. It is no challenge to outsmart them. It is just hard to comprehend how stupid they actually are. All I can say is keep those letters coming. I am not glad that Bush won, but I am glad to watch all those Neanderthals fall flat on their sloping, heavy-browed skulls. You know I am going to Tivo this. Those "Christians" that prayed for Bush to win are going to be praying a lot more in the coming four years because they are going to realize that losing this election will not deter anyone from fighting for what is theirs. The future is up for grabs, because the Bush administration and the people who love them haven't a clue what to do next. They think it is some big doofus cowboy homecoming game and The 700 Club are thrusting pompoms in the air on the sidelines. They don't know that this is about life or death. If they did, then they wouldn't have voted for Bush. But since they did, they are all going down.

Whatever warrior rituals you might have, I suggest that you do them. Whether it is carbo loading or drinking down a dozen raw eggs, putting on warpaint or applying your reddest lipstick, drawing pictures of Republicans on the walls of your cave and stabbing them with your spear, dressing yourself up in animal skins and taking lots of hallucinogens, listening to AC/DC or Public Enemy or Heart cranked up so loud it distorts, come on! "BARRACUDA!!!!!!" Do whatever it takes to get your war on (that's a good one. read David Rees!) We need soldiers to fight the war at home. We gotta represent our hood, where justice, peace, equality and freedom live. We have a date to rumble with stupidity, ignorance, prejudice, laziness, hatred and greed. Victory is sweet, but revenge is sweeter, and we will know both sooner than we think.

In those fateful words that fake American hero George W. Bush stole from real American hero Todd Beamer to justify the abominable Iraq war, "Let's roll!"


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KEYWORDS: margaretcho; schadenfreude
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The ability of the left to spin utter defeat into delusional victory propaganda is truly amazing
1 posted on 11/10/2004 1:28:06 PM PST by finnman69
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To: finnman69
It just goes to show how incredibly dumb the Bush voters are

SHUT YOUR EGG ROLE HOLE

2 posted on 11/10/2004 1:29:34 PM PST by Puppage (You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
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What vapid plop.
3 posted on 11/10/2004 1:29:54 PM PST by atomicpossum (I am the Cat that walks by himself, and all places are alike to me.)
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To: finnman69

SHe's off of her meds!!


4 posted on 11/10/2004 1:30:36 PM PST by 26lemoncharlie (Defending America)
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To: finnman69

At the risk of sounding very yesterday, who is Margaret Cho? She is obviously a snotty lib, but is there some reason why I should care what she says or thinks or emotes?


5 posted on 11/10/2004 1:30:45 PM PST by blau993 (Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
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To: finnman69

"Womens' rights" aka the "right" to murder the unborn because you couldn't keep your damned legs closed or use protection.


6 posted on 11/10/2004 1:31:16 PM PST by trubluolyguy (Pajamajadeen?!!? Hell with that, Freep nude!)
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and Margaret.....small detail, but it is the Democratic Party that was mainly "responsible for slavery, denying women and minorities the vote, Japanese internment, segregation, lynching and a million other injustices and inhumanities."

The Democrats Ministry of Truth continues to revise history to their benefit.


7 posted on 11/10/2004 1:31:19 PM PST by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestus globus, inflammare animos)
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Are we supposed to know who this person is? Who is the writer, and does their opinion about anything matter?


8 posted on 11/10/2004 1:31:19 PM PST by BenLurkin (Big government is still a big problem.)
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She's just another festering boil on the buttock of humanity.


9 posted on 11/10/2004 1:31:35 PM PST by Roccus
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To: Puppage

"It just goes to show how incredibly dumb the Bush voters are"

We're so dumb, but we beat you.


10 posted on 11/10/2004 1:31:37 PM PST by Owl558 (Pardon my spelling)
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Well Ms. Cho, if it weren't for the American military, your mother and father would have never met and you would never have been born.


11 posted on 11/10/2004 1:31:58 PM PST by nascartex
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Barf Alert does not begin to provide adequate warning.


12 posted on 11/10/2004 1:32:08 PM PST by Lion Den Dan
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Hey Puppage, I don't suggest you send that sentiment to her, lest she just laugh at you for misspelling "roll". :-)


13 posted on 11/10/2004 1:32:12 PM PST by mcg1969
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To: atomicpossum

What's "sane" about abortion?


14 posted on 11/10/2004 1:32:19 PM PST by massgopguy (massgopguy)
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To: finnman69
They don't know that this is about life or death. If they did, then they wouldn't have voted for Bush. But since they did, they are all going down.

Is that a threat?

15 posted on 11/10/2004 1:32:23 PM PST by Rummyfan
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http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1276660/posts
One Week Anniversary of Bush Victory!
TheMindofX | 10Nov04 | X
We should send her this thread..She'd REALLY hate it!


16 posted on 11/10/2004 1:32:35 PM PST by MEG33 ( Congratulations President Bush!..Thank you God. Four More Years!)
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Fat, dumb, Korean slut!


17 posted on 11/10/2004 1:32:37 PM PST by verity (The Liberal Media is America's Enemy)
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Now I feel bad about emailing her all those times after the election.


18 posted on 11/10/2004 1:32:54 PM PST by escapefromboston (manny ortez: MVP)
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Lefty lesbo rant. Perfect for bird cages.


19 posted on 11/10/2004 1:33:21 PM PST by A.A. Cunningham
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... a full blown war being fought by our kids in Iraq.

I didn't know Chow Down had kids?
20 posted on 11/10/2004 1:33:38 PM PST by Beckwith (John Kerry, sign the Form 180 - petition at http://www.SignForm180.com)
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