Posted on 11/10/2004 10:42:14 AM PST by mattdono
"Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?"
I'm gonna have to remember that one.
Two from Blazing Saddles:
You use your mouth purtier'n a twenty-dollar whore.
Not only was it authentic frontier gibberish, but it expressed a courage that is little seen in this day and age.
LOL PING!
LOL PING!
Sometimes you're the windshield, and sometimes you're the bug
My goodness, don't we have an exaggerated sense of our own importance.
ROFL!
I love that one.
i think you've just summed the most of the internet up.
So, you're a feminist. Isn't that just the cutest little ol' thang?
LOL
Don't know if you've seen this one yet.
#39??
"Hm? I'm sorry dear, I didn't hear a word you said. I was staring at your cleavage."
Yeah, I've seen it but what I have in mind for the work crowd is much more colorful than any of these. But we do have one of those PC HR depts that would frown on that sort of thing.
How about, "The camera adds 10 pounds, looks like they had 10 cameras on you."
I have this one bookmarked for my troll threads..My favorite?
"I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public."
I gotta remember that one!! LOL!!
A sharp tongue does not mean that you have a sharp mind.
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
Brains aren't everything, in fact in your case they're nothing.
Don't let your mind wander - it's far too little to be let out on its own.
He always finds himself lost in thought -it's an unfamiliar territory.
He doesn't know the meaning of the word 'fear'... but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words.
I don't know what makes you so dumb, but it really works!
I don't think you are a fool. But what's my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?
I know you are nobody's fool, but maybe somebody will adopt you.
I would ask you how old you are, but I reckon you can't count that high.
I would have liked to insult you, but the sad truth is that you wouldn't understand me.
If what you don't know can't hurt you, you,re practically invulnerable.
If you were twice as smart as you are now, you'd still be absolutely stupid.
I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance.
She has reached rock bottom and shows signs of starting to dig.
Sit down, give your mind a rest - it obviously needs it.
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge, but it looks like this guy just gargled.
What you is lacking in intelligence, you more than makes up for in stupidity.
Whom am I calling 'stupid'? Good question. I don't know. What is your name?
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