Posted on 11/10/2004 4:56:41 AM PST by jriemer
This day's thread is sponsored by:
This endless uncertainty over one terrorist's death makes "Waiting for Godot" seem like "Star Wars."
Night of the Living Dead might be more appropriate.
Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead
If he or his supporters are suffering, what's not to like?
Suha is just going the Bill Richardson route-making sure that every dollar is counted before it's safe to pull the plug.
He might have to fight off Slick for this one.
C: "VOOM"?!? Mate, this terrorist wouldn't "voom" if you put four million volts through it! 'E's bleedin' demised!
O: No no! 'E's pining!
C: 'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This terrorist is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the bed 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-TEROROST!!
The day after the media explosion that will be Arafat's funeral, he will be forgotten. Newspapermen are predicting that there will be an "instant shrine" in Ramallah, with millions visiting every year to pay homage. I predict that in about two weeks, the only people visiting will be foreign journalists and ISM idiots.
Yasser wore out his welcome a looooooong time ago. I a couple of years you will need the GPS coordinates to find the grave site.
"But I'm not dead yet."
Francisco Franco, Idi Amin, and now Arafat. Ongoing, agonizing descriptions of the nearly dead nasty men.
Flash! He's still not dead! He's very much alive! Funeral on Friday!
Your wish is my command!
Suha is making absolutely sure she gets the money out of the Swiss accounts before Arafats thugs beat her to it. Talk about vultures circling a dead carcass.
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
Is he dead yet?
I was hoping someone would do this. Starts my day off with a giggle.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.
