[Homer_J_Simpson]

So the idiot with a suicide bomb belt runs AWAY from us then blows himself up? Dyslexic terrorist?

OK, smart guy. You try reading the instruction manual for a suicide belt while a bunch of Marines are shooting at you. They were probably a bad translation from Indonesian or something, with diagrams that don't make any sense.

Jeeze. Every body's a critic.

[bitt]

'were probably a bad translation from Indonesian or something, with diagrams that don't make any sense'

the instructions were in FRENCH, of course....