WHITE HOUSE EVENT CANCELLED !!

http://www.nationalreview.com/ ^ | 11-9-04 | Jonah Goldberg

[soccer_linux_mozilla]

Cancellation

To all those planning to attend the Saturday night Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, Barbara Streisand, Dixie Chicks, and Dave Matthews Concert hosted by Michael Moore on the White House lawn are hereby notified that it has been cancelled.

God Bless America!

[cripplecreek]

I am ashamed that Michael Moore is from Michigan.

[federal]

Not THE White House. Just a white house.

John Mellencamp called and the plans have been changed, It's now going to be held in "Little Pink Houses".

Somehow they decided pink was a more appropriate color for their movement.

[Revolting cat!]

Bummer! Now, where am I going to wear my brand new gown?!

[Not A Snowbird]

So... what am I supposed to do with all these eggs?

[timestax]

He's hoping to be crowned "Burger King".

Moore's' mouth is a perpetual motion machine....

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

or all my rocks . . .

[Armedanddangerous]

So...what IS to become of the Dixie Chicks career since they spit in the face of 90% of their former fans?

[countrydummy]

Thanks!!!!!!!!!!! Ping!

[Tacis]

What are they going to do with all that weed?

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

the Saturday night Jon Bon Jovi, Bruce Springsteen, Barbara Streisand, Dixie Chicks, and Dave Matthews Concert hosted by Michael Moore on the White House lawn [...] has been cancelled.

"The following Republican and/or conservative rock musicians, however, have graciously consented to perform in place of the aforementioned @sshats"...:

:)

[RabbitMan]

Alice Cooper is a Republican and/or conservative? Who would have guessed?

[Hi Heels]

Egads. I have every one of those on vinyl....

[Conspiracy Guy]

I had saved 50 lbs of dog poop. What will I do?

[Logical me]

They got to be kidding. This group of a@@holes are the epitome of junk that lives on this earth. Should we accommodate them? Bull stuff.

[msjhall]

I am ashamed Michael Moore is a human being.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

Yep:

“If you’re listening to a rock star in order to get your information on who to vote for, you’re a bigger moron than they are. Why are we rock stars? Because we’re morons. We sleep all day, we play music at night and very rarely do we sit around reading the Washington Journal.”

Alice Cooper also reportedly said “when I read the list of people who are supporting Kerry, if I wasn’t already a Bush supporter, I would have immediately switched. Linda Ronstadt? Don Henley? Geez, that’s a good reason right there to vote for Bush.”

:)

[wallcrawlr]

there may be a local frat house that could use it

[Conspiracy Guy]

I will donate it to the first taker.

[Murp]

I've heard they're changing their name to the "Yankee hens".

[massgopguy]

Did the idiots actually believe that if Kerry had won, he immediately would have moved into the White House? In response to our chanting, "four more years". The Dems responded with a number of weeks. Completely overlooking the last week in January thing.