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A Sorry Bunch
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| 11/8/04
| James Taranto
Posted on 11/08/2004 8:19:35 PM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
We can't tell if this is parody or self-parody, though we suspect the latter--and in either case, it's hilarious. Late last week a new Web site, SorryEverybody.com, appeared on the scene. Here's its manifesto:
Some of us--hopefully most of us--are trying to understand and appreciate the effect our recent election will have on you, the citizens of the rest of the world. As our so-called leaders redouble their efforts to screw you over, please remember that some of us--hopefully most of us--are truly, truly sorry. And we'll say we're sorry, even on the behalf of the ones who aren't.
The site features a photo gallery of sad sacks holding up signs saying things like "49% of us still hate Bush" and "Everybody, half of Ohio is really, really sorry. Don't hate us."Already there's a metaparody, a site called WereNotSorry.com: "A majority of us went out and voted on Nov. 2nd for President Bush. There is no reason for us to apologize to the rest of the world because of our belief in Freedom and Democracy." Its photo gallery features such slogans as "Sorry we won! In your face!"
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TOPICS: Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: apologists; commies; democrats; idiots; ignoramus; jamestaranto; leftisthate; leftists; losers; morons; nitwits; repulsive; sadsacks; snivelers; traitors; weirdos; whiners
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Browse through this gallery. The vile hatred of these people will make your head spin.
To: ProtectOurFreedom
"We are truly sorry..." for being pathetic pantywaists. 49% still hate Bush? 52% of us DON'T give a rat's rear-end! Put that in your pipe (or bong) and smoke it!
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posted on
11/08/2004 8:22:17 PM PST
by
pkp1184
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Some of thos pics are actually quite hilarious. The website is obviously not a self-parody, though. Those people are quite serious.
Now that my sides have stopped hurting, I'm going to go view a few more.
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posted on
11/08/2004 8:23:28 PM PST
by
Texas Eagle
("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was never reasoned into." Jonathan Swift)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Is there an America, love it or leave it, site yet? There should be.
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posted on
11/08/2004 8:23:34 PM PST
by
BallyBill
(First Kerry, now the Media shall fall !!)
To: BallyBill
What a bunch of maladriots. They don't realize that with Bush as president they have a better future.
5
posted on
11/08/2004 8:27:28 PM PST
by
gortklattu
(check out thotline dot com)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Yep, they really are a SORRY Bunch.
I have a few suggestions
(1) A Calender
(2) An Alarm Clock
(3) A Clue
Those three things will help them get off of the Government teat.
6
posted on
11/08/2004 8:29:20 PM PST
by
TexasTransplant
(It is UNAmerican to put the UN before America)
To: TexasTransplant
How about a dictionary and a book on grammar?
7
posted on
11/08/2004 8:33:48 PM PST
by
AJS
To: TexasTransplant
I would add:
1) Soap and water
2) Self esteem
3)Psychoanalysis
8
posted on
11/08/2004 8:34:06 PM PST
by
glennherman
(a gun in every home, gays back in the closet, Islam crushed, commies jailed, etc., ad infinitum)
To: glennherman
1) a comb
2) a toothbrush
3) some class
4) some grammar classes
4) a life
To: glennherman
1) a comb
2) a toothbrush
3) some class
4) some grammar classes
5) a life
To: BallyBill
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posted on
11/08/2004 8:38:54 PM PST
by
secret garden
(Exit polls? We don't need no stinkin' exit polls!)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
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posted on
11/08/2004 8:39:20 PM PST
by
secret garden
(Exit polls? We don't need no stinkin' exit polls!)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
13
posted on
11/08/2004 8:40:41 PM PST
by
Nick Danger
(www.swiftvets.com www.swiftvetsandpows.com www.wintersoldier.com www.kerrylied.com)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I looked up "loser" in my Funk & Wagnall and all their pictures were there....
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posted on
11/08/2004 8:42:44 PM PST
by
clintonh8r
(Turns out the Moral Majority is both!!)
To: Americanwolfsbrother
Ping to sorry appologists make the big time
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posted on
11/08/2004 8:43:37 PM PST
by
Americanwolf
(8th November 2004......The day that U.S. Marines with Iraq Defense forces fight to free Fallujah!)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I feel dumber for just visiting that site. Who are they appologizing to anyway? France, the residents of Cotes d'Ivory?
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posted on
11/08/2004 8:43:58 PM PST
by
Sthitch
To: ProtectOurFreedom
I like this site much better:
We're Not Sorry
Boys and girls, there's no question WE have the lookers.
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posted on
11/08/2004 8:45:09 PM PST
by
JoJo Gunn
(More than two lawyers in any Country constitutes a terrorist organization. ©)
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Who ARE these people? When did treason, betrayal and cowardice become so commonplace and accepted by so many of a country's populace? And WHO are they apologizing to?
When did incessant whining and poor sportsmanship become so prevalent?
Notice how few if any mentioned Kerry at all? It's all about hating Bush. I predict they'll all be becoming Muslims next. Look for the radical leftist women to start wearing headscarf's or burkas next as a statement of "solidarity" with the "insurgents".
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posted on
11/08/2004 8:49:38 PM PST
by
garyhope
To: ProtectOurFreedom
Look you ugly skank, you can't speak for 1/2 of the South since 1/2 of them
DID NOT vote for the TRAITOR!
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