Here's Olberman, heartbroken, unshaven, and in a stupor, trying on his new hat. ;)
Posted on 11/08/2004 9:27:36 AM PST by bduet
NEW YORK— Here’s an interesting little sidebar of our system of government confirmed recently by the crack Countdown research staff: no Presidential candidate’s concession speech is legally binding. The only determinants of the outcome of election are the reports of the state returns boards and the vote of the Electoral College.
That’s right. Richard Nixon may have phoned John Kennedy in November, 1960, and congratulated him through clenched teeth. But if the FBI had burst into Kennedy headquarters in Chicago a week later and walked out with all the file cabinets and a bunch of employees with their raincoats drawn up over their heads, nothing Nixon had said would’ve prevented him, and not JFK, from taking the oath of office the following January.
This is mentioned because there is a small but blood-curdling set of news stories that right now exists somewhere between the world of investigative journalism, and the world of the Reynolds Wrap Hat. And while the group’s ultimate home remains unclear - so might our election of just a week ago.
Stories like these have filled the web since the tide turned against John Kerry late Tuesday night. But not until Friday did they begin to spill into the more conventional news media. That’s when the Cincinnati Enquirer reported that officials in Warren County, Ohio, had “locked down” its administration building to prevent anybody from observing the vote count there. (snip)
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Make that worst career 'move' in history.
There is only one place that Keith might find political justice--New Zealand.
BLAWWAWAWAWAWAW!!!!
"In the interim, Senator Kerry, kindly don’t leave the country."
Don't worry - Senator Kerry is easily re-callable from his chalet in France as soon as the conspiracy theories are validated (shortly after we arrest the aliens who tilted the election for Bush by swarming the polling places in Roswell, NM).
The only problem we may have is that we might not be able to find him if he is at his ski lodge in Switzerland, his beach house in Malibu, the mansion in the Hamptons, the 5th Avenue apartment in NYC, the hunting lodge in Pennsylvania, etc. I suggest you send him a beeper.
No matter, we'll find him -- unless he's entered the monastery with Mr. Soros or is hunting ducks on Mr. Redford's Scottish estate.
Just because you register dead people, does not mean they will show up to vote.
Drizzle-drazzle, drizzle-drone, time for Obermann to be stoned.
Here's Olberman, heartbroken, unshaven, and in a stupor, trying on his new hat. ;)
of course!
And unfortunately there are some here in beautiful Portland, Oregon who are using these sorts of leftist devil theories as excuse to riot.
I wish the FCC would issue fines everytime a lie, slander or deliberate exaggeration was spoken on the news, or quoted from another source.
Keith has probably been assigned by his fellow DUmmies his red precinct to go door to door to get affidavits from the voters who live there to compare to the official vote count. I just hope old Keith gets my precinct and comes to my door in his tin foil hat. I have despised the little twerp since his hockey days!
Not only that .. WHEN YOUR RATINGS ARE SINKING .. WHAT DO YOU DO .. YOU CREATE CONTROVERSY.
That's my explanation.
Guess the wacko didn't see the absentee ballot from OH posted on FR. Clearly, there was ballot fraud for sKerry and against the Prez.
Will somebody please kick the jukebox, the needle's stuck again.
I'm so glad the American voters have decided it's not yet time for us to be the United States Socialist Republic.
THEY STOLE THE PRECIOUSSSSSSSS AND WE WANTS IT, WE WANTSSSSS IT(gollum gollum)......NASSSSSSSTY STINKING BUSHIESSSSSSSS......WE HATES THEM FOREVER!!
"Bubba shot the jukebox..."
Who is Keith Olbermann?
Is he still on the air? I don't get UHF Channels I have cable.
Howard Stern, another poor slob liberal barely getting along on chump change in this horrible economy. I heard he was down to a couple million, times must be hard. Another better than you liberal and a dork to boot.
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