Not Me! [MEGA DOUBLE BARF BAG ALERT]

NOTMECAMPAIGN ^ | after the election | some liberal idiot

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

On November 2, 2004, over 59 million Americans voted for him (according to the media)...but NOT ME!

* Over 59 million Americans voted to retain a President who was quoted as saying that Osama bin Laden (the mastermind behind the deaths of over 3000 people) is "not important"...but NOT ME!

* Over 59 million Americans voted to approve the slaughter of American soldiers and innocent Iraqi men, women, and children over nonexistent weapons of mass destruction...but NOT ME!

* Over 59 million Americans voted to approve the second class citizenship of Gay, Lesbian, Bisexual, and Transgender Americans...but NOT ME!

* Over 59 million Americans voted to re-elect a President with the worst job loss record since Herbert Hoover and the worst budget deficit in history...but NOT ME!

What can I do?

Order your "NOT ME!" bracelet today to protest the disastrous foreign and domestic policies of an egotistical, self -centered man who has proceeded to embarrass the United States on the world stage. By proudly displaying your "NOT ME!" bracelet we can stand together to tell the world that some people in the United States may have fallen for his lies and deceit, but NOT ME!

The bracelet is made of molded silicon and black in color with the words, "NOT ME!" debossed on the silicon material.

PRICE: $5.00/ea + $0.50 shipping/handling Pre-order yours now!

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Translation: Some people are Smart . . . NOT ME!

[Hildy]

Who gives a rat's ass what you think? NOT ME!

[Numbers Guy]

Over 59 million Americans voted to retain a President who was quoted as saying that Osama bin Laden (the mastermind behind the deaths of over 3000 people) is "not important"...but NOT ME!

The irony is that the people who would buy such a bracelet would sooner blame Bush than bin Laden for 9/11.

[grey_whiskers]

Other people may fall for this self-serving money-grab...
(wait for it...)

NOT ME!

Full Disclosure: Just like shooting fish in a barrel.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

but these people are probably boomers . . . you know . . . the center of the universe < /sarcasm >

[alancarp]

One of 59,000,000+. Me.

[Rocko]

Or, "Some people refuse to make money on their guy losing...NOT ME!"

[Delta 21]

this aught to last about 20 more seconds.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

wait, isn't money bad?

[KoRn]

Great way to get money from stupid people everywhere. Wish I would have thought of it!!!

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I'm putting this forward to make fun of . . . not because I like it.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

me too.

[rem22-250]

Sounds to me like he wants to sell 5 million "Not Me" bracelets. Could this be capitalistic?....hehehehe

[Theresawithanh]

And who's gonna spend $$ on your idiotic little bracelet - NOT ME!

Wonder where the money goes? Soros? Mikey Moore?

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

some people will do anything for a buck . . . ME!

[SquirrelKing]

ROTFLMAO A loser bracelet!

Calling P.T. Barnum...

[Delta 21]

A portion of the proceeds will be donated to Democratic Underground and the Human Rights Campaign)

Definate barf-o-rama

[dk88]

Where's the pic of that Family Circus ghost the children invented to shift blame, 'Ida know' and 'Not Me'?
Fitting. Effing babies.

[Big Guy and Rusty 99]

I was thinking (if I had the capablity) to make a Che Guevera "Revolution Death Squad" T Shirt with the famous picture of the tarded Soth America James Dean on it.

I bet college libs would buy it.

[JanetteS]

This is GREAT! They're tagging themselves! Now they'll be easier to spot, easier to avoid.