Thanks! I already have most of these covered.
DON'T DRIVE YOUR VEHICLE!
Geologists are saying this is not in any way related to St. Helens.
Nothing happening here, folks. Go back to sleep.
Then, in their very next breath, they say this was the largest event on Mt. Rainier in the last 30+ years or so.
MSNBC latest article:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6447248/