Posted on 11/07/2004 9:17:23 AM PST by ConYoungBlack
(tongue firmly in cheek - or not)
The areticle posted below about the terrified San Fransisco residents that are planing their exodus to Canada and France or what not, got me to thinking. Some of these people promised us they would leave if Bush was re-elected. I would be broken hearted if they didn't keep their word.
Many a celebrity, neo-hippie, soccer mom liberal, and media elitst alike espoused and waxed poetic about their penchant for a hatred of a Bush ran America after Nov. 2nd, many to the point of threatening to leave the country and join their fellow bed wetting buddy Johnny Depp (who is now a citizen of France) I say let the voluntary deportations begin.
I would personally attend the send off for Rather, Alec Baldwin, Mike Moore, P Diddy, Springsteen, Susan Saran-wrap, Jenine Galopogos, and the rest of their Christophobic, anti zionist, elitist ilk.
I say lets make a cruise ship just for them, where they can watch the old eastern bloc state sponsored propaganda films from the cold war over a caramel latte. They can cheer and bemoan how uncivilized the "fly over" rabble-rousers are because of our "faith". All the while sailing the high seas in search of the land that even Chris Columbus and his band of homophobic anti Indian white males couldn't. (sic)
A land of enlightened land socialist idealists that can also juggle just enough of a free market that their careers can still be funded without government permission slips. You know, the type of place where there are no racists (except them), everyone is politically correct, and due to the government everyone is successful from birth (if they even manage to be born on this liberal fantasy island). They are assured of comfy success no matter how they apply themselves in life.
So lets send these tools off in style. Lets have a party in New York harbor; let's see if GW and the GOP will provide the wine and entertainment (whoops, well that would have been them).
I would fly in to attend something like this. I also would personally be all broken up and teary as the "Liberal Boat" sailed into the sunset with all of the talking heads, rappers, "actors", and famous "authors/professors" sailed off to find that "New Progressive America" and to escape the tyranny of an evil American Nazi cowboy that coerced and bribed his way into a 4 million vote margin of victory.
It was those silly heartland faith voters I tell ya, they’re just not enlightened and nuanced to see that this country really is liberal despite what the votes say. So sayonara guys, asta la vista baby, and adios muchachos. You promised to leave and we want to accomodate you.
CYB
Hmmmm.
It's an interesting idea, but so many of these people said they would leave LAST tiime around.
And yet?
they are still here, moaning, complaining and generally getting in the way.
If only they wouldn't tease....
Have you seen this? The money is really going to charity, but the concept is funny.
http://www.glennbeck.com/news/11042004.shtml
They've been threatening to leave for several years now. In 2000 and 2002. Pierre Salinger made it to France (and died there not long ago) and Madonna to the U.K., but that's about it.
Not a single one of them will leave.
Voluntarily, anyway...
Too funny. I am still laughing. Cuba is closer though, and these guys just love those cute totalitarian types like Castro ya know? Just ask Jimmy the manchurian candidate. There's a chicken in every pot over there. Someones jockying up for a Nobel "peace" prize.
They won't really leave --- where can they go? The Socialist countries they admire so much would tax them out of their wealth. These hypocrits promote government takeover of health care and all the rest --- but not when it comes to their own money ---- they'll leave when the USA actually becomes Socialist --- they'll find a tax haven country.
Remember when you guys and gals get to Canada to visit a U.S. embassy or consulate to renounce your American citizenship. That's the first step toward becoming a Canadian citizen.
While I agree that we should help them in their exodus, please don't suggest Cuba to them.
Cuba is poised to be the next lucky home of capitalism at its best.
Post-Castro Cuba will be the playground dreams are made of.
Much closer than Hawaii, an entreprenuerial heaven for the jet-set.
I see Lapland or Siberia as more fitting destinations for the neo-commie elite hollywoods.
...and they should take at least one illegal immigrant apiece with them when they go to paradise...
This isn't really fair to Canada at all. Canada's best and brightest have made a bee-line to the USA for Jobs and a better life, which is good for the USA, they don't have to eduvcate them, pay their social costs, and get productive people for basicly free.
Canada on the otherhand, gets dead beats, unempoyed and unemployable pot smoking wefare sponges. Where's the justice?
Canada will most certainly put a halt to this influx of welfare recipients, or face a collapse of it's socialist programs. Let's not forget, Canada is a sparesly populated nation of about 31 million people in which only 10% of that actualy work to pay the taxes for these programs.
I wouldn't be suprized to see a further exodus from Canada of Business fed up with high taxes.
They always get our hopes up, only to dash them again. Drat, I guess the cash here is just too good to pass up.
Does anyone really want them??
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Like I said, they tease....
Maybe if we charter busses and offer free beer....
I'm still waiting for George Soros to announce which monestary he's entering....
Nope. Canada wants professionals and people with money in their pockets, business. It's a failing country due to it's high social costs already. Any lefties are sure in for a suprise if they wind up in Canada, no work, no money no healthcare (because they are still an american)And no igloo. (need a permit)
Free beer? where!!!??? Beer costs $19 a doz. in Canada, and a pack of smokes to go with it are $11. They won't be able to afford to drown their sorrows for long at those prices, and don't forget the Canuck buck is on the rize, so the exchange rate isn't what it used to be either.
OUCH!
( Maybe they haven't heard.... don't tell them! )
So...so...are you saying we're STUCK with them!?? UGH!
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I think their best bet is Mexico. That will help equalize things as well.
We get hard working Christian Mexican people, and Mexico gets people who don't want to work, which is good for them because they couldn't find a job if they wanted to anyways!
Everyone would be much happier. Lefties could sit around in the warm sun, and not worry about freezing to death, smoke pot all day and dream of Socialist utopia's. If the lefties think about it, they can take over the dictatorship Mexican government and implement their wildest socialist dreams.
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