Well, who knew?!! Andy Rooney had an illegitmate kid! Well, who knew?!! Andy Rooney had an illegitmate kid!My Daughter just passed by the computer and said, who is that, I told her, it is Garrison Keillor . She said for a minute she thought it was Michael Moore who had let himself go. Says a lot about Garrison's personal grooming habits, if he grooms less than Moore.