[Happy2BMe]

URINATING REDNECK - PING.

(Anybody feel like whuppin' a little British ba*tards a**?)

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Inaugurating the new second-term outreach was Brian Reade in the Daily Mirror, who attributed the President's victory to: "The self-righteous, gun-totin', military-lovin', sister-marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport-ownin' rednecks, who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land 'free and strong'."

[Prime Choice]

"The self-righteous,

Nah, just righteous.

gun-totin', military-lovin',

Check and check.

sister-marryin',

Hell, man. Every woman's somebody's sister. (Somethin' tells me this limey is a bit light in the loafers...)

abortion-hatin',

Oh, heaven forbid anyone should hate the intentional murdering of the innocents! (And ain't it funny how the Lefties think it's great to kill the unborn, but get all weepy when another terrorist/rapist/murderer acquires room temperature?)

gay-loathin',

We hate the sin but love the sinner. Deal with it, crybaby.

foreigner-despisin',

I love foreigners. Especially when they're properly cooked.

non-passport-ownin' rednecks,

Yeah...owning a passport makes you more distinguished and worldly, don't it? Sure made the nineteen 9/11 hijackers model f***in' citizens, now didn't it?

who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land 'free and strong'."

I don't think God gave us the biggest dick to urinate on you crybaby Lefties. I think God gave us the biggest dick so we could SCREW YOU with it...with big red straps on, baby!

...or something like that.

[Mia T]

BUSH LANDSLIDE (95%) IN NORTHERN IRELAND
(WHERE THEY KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT FIGHTING TERROR)