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Posted on 11/06/2004 3:38:52 PM PST by quidnunc
The big question after Tuesday was: will it just be more of the same in George W Bush's second term, or will there be a change of tone? And apparently it's the latter. The great European thinkers have decided that instead of doing another four years of lame Bush-is-a-moron cracks they're going to do four years of lame Americans-are-morons cracks. Inaugurating the new second-term outreach was Brian Reade in the Daily Mirror, who attributed the President's victory to: "The self-righteous, gun-totin', military-lovin', sister-marryin', abortion-hatin', gay-loathin', foreigner-despisin', non-passport-ownin' rednecks, who believe God gave America the biggest dick in the world so it could urinate on the rest of us and make their land 'free and strong'."
Well, that's certainly why I supported Bush, but I'm not sure it entirely accounts for the other 59,459,765. Forty five per cent of Hispanics voted for the President, as did 25 per cent of Jews, and 23 per cent of gays. And this coalition of common-or-garden rednecks, Hispanic rednecks, sinister Zionist rednecks, and lesbian rednecks who enjoy hitting on their gay-loathin' sisters expanded its share of the vote across the entire country — not just in the Bush states but in the Kerry states, too.
In all but six states, the Republican vote went up: the urinating rednecks have increased their number not just in Texas and Mississippi but in Massachusetts and California, both of which have Republican governors. You can drive from coast to coast across the middle of the country and never pass through a single county that voted for John Kerry: it's one continuous cascade of self-righteous urine from sea to shining sea. States that were swing states in 2000…
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(Excerpt) Read more at telegraph.co.uk ...
Gotta love that line!!!
I heard 11%, up from 9%. I did not verify, and anything we hear from the media we need to verify ourselvs.
Older brother beat ya to it, huh?
LOL
Well, he certainly was right about the big dicks.
And we may not use them to just "urinate".......
In this life, actually, but he got over it.
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This is a hoot. Steyn knocks it out the park again.
It's supposed to be a joke, even though crude.
Me, I grew up in an all boy family so I never had sisters to marry and I sure wasn't gonna marry a brother!
Ignorant brit. Necks can't pee.
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WASP city
If you had, the Eurotwits would have loved you forever. It's heterosexuality they're scared of.
ROFLOL! Can't top that!
yes.
I'm shocked at the 60+ vote going for Bush that heavily. Gore won the senior vote.
LOL Ain't gonna happen, Dog. quid's retentive.
:-)
No, just Canadian.
Keep in mind that the source is a CNN exit poll. I'd check the superscripts, if you take my meaning. (No dis on you, vannrox.)
Have you read Iowahawk lately? His phrase is "violent inbred monkey-people."
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