today's jokes...
Q: What do you call 10,000 liberals fleeing to Canada?
A: a good start...
It's been confirmed that Hillary Clinton is running for president in 2008.
She was spotted goose hunting
in Ohio yesterday...
Posted on 11/06/2004 1:43:04 PM PST by IPWGOP
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today's jokes... |
Q: What do you call 10,000 liberals fleeing to Canada? A: a good start...
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It's been confirmed that Hillary Clinton is running for president in 2008.
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I've got you both added to the LIBERALS JOKES Ping List.
lol, add me to the giggle list.
AFLAC!
she became a second amendment supporter right after monica-gate for some reason....
but she said she was duck hunting with a rifle!!!!!!!!!!!
1 bad bit*h i'd say!!!
I'm a pretty good shot..I can knock a gnat off a plate of grits in a heavy fog at 100 yards, but I have never gone duck hunting with a rifle!!
Add me to the Liberal Jokes ping list please! Thanks!
NO ONE BELIEVES A WORD OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS.
I could tell the libs what they need to do, how they need to change, etc. but,,,,piss on em, I ain't gonna, I refuse to commit treason, I'm having too much fun like it is!
I LOVE jokes at the democrats' expense... please add me to your ping list! he he he :)
"Even with the incredible depth of talent you have demonstrated time and time again, Linda... I'm not certain ANYONE is capable of capturing the depths of malevolence, depravity, and pure flesh-crawling evil that Hildabeast ... umm... exudes."
Which, of course, speaks well of IPWGOP as a person.
"I could tell the libs what they need to do, how they need to change, etc. but,,,,piss on em, I ain't gonna, I refuse to commit treason, I'm having too much fun like it is!"
Bill Clintstone has been speaking some common sense to them in the past couple of days. I wish he'd shut up.
Great job as always, Linda! LVD, good point about the taxes. And I wonder how they'll like the 11-12 month waits for non-emergency surgery up there. There is a REASON that a lot of Canadians come to the US for good medical care.
John Kerry is out jogging one morning and notices Little Hannah on the corner with a box. Curious, he runs over to Little Hannah and says, "What's in the box, kid?"
Little Hannah says, "Kittens, they're brand new kittens."
John Kerry laughs and says, "What kind of kittens are they?"
"Democats," says Little Hannah.
"Oh that's cute," he says and goes on his way.
A few days later, Mr. Kerry is running with his buddy John Edwards and he spies Little Hannah with her box just ahead. Kerry says to Edwards, "You gotta check this out," and they both jog over to Little Hannah.
John Kerry says,! "Look in the box, John, isn't that cute? Look at those little kittens. Hey, kid, tell my friend John what kind of kittens they are."
Little Hannah replies, "They're "Republicats".
"Whoa!" John Kerry says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were "Democats". What's up?"
"Well," Little Hannah explains, "their eyes are open now."
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