Paris media report Arafat died a few minutes ago

http://www.debka.com/ ^ | 11/6/2004

[notkerry]

See Debka Scroll: Paris media report Arafat died a few minutes ago

[chatham]

In another site Arafat just woke up and asked to be buried in Jerusalem.
Go Figger!

This guy turns on and off more times than my refrigerator light..

[hadrian]

I'm not going ANYWHERE until those Israelis pay me $2.98 for this nice white plastic chair they blew up!

[luv2ndamend]

Ok, who is good with photo shop and can put Arafats pic in.

[mcshot]

T think they've been waiting until he's dust to be sure.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Terrorist Drama Queen.

[gortklattu]

Arafat is still dead..

[Real Cynic No More]

I think we need some polls to determine whether Arafat is dead or alive.

[embedded_rebel]

"That's what happens when someone hauls up your eyelids :)"

So that's where he kept those swiss bank accont numbers.

[mewzilla]

LOL. I could believe that!

[bert]

Brit Hume had the best line when Arafat was reported severly ill "There is a weekend at Bernies atmosphere"

If he only knew how prescient that would be because what we are now experiencing is "the weekend at Yasser's'

[Proud 2BeTexan]

This guy has more lives than a whole litter of cats!

[bd476]

Arafat, the short list of breaking news Ping.

This thread is another from Debka's carousel of "Arafat's Dead" stories.

[tet68]

re; surgical glove,

Should have put a latex bag over his head then and
saved us the bandwidth.

Too bad his doctor didn't give him a last minute
injection of pure LSD, then put on a mask of Satan
and said to him, "Trick or treat!".

[dennisw]

thanks!

[bd476]

LOL!

[mewzilla]

I feel like I'm at a tennis match. Back and forth, back and forth...Dead, undead, dead, undead, dead, undead...If this keeps up I'm gonna get a crick in my neck.

[winged1]

The brave die only once but cowards die a thousand deaths.

[TerriHaute]

He's not dead, he's just pining for the fjords.

(with apologies to Monty Python)
He's not pinin'! He's passed on! This terrorist is no more! He has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker! He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't put him on life support, he'd be pushing up the daisies! His metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off this mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!

THIS IS AN EX-TERRORIST!!

[lillybet]

Does anybody know if the French have any real Doctors there.......News update Arafat DEAD, well be right back LIVE or is that DEAD, I'm not quiet sure.....

[Aeronaut]

Does he get a whole new set of virgins everytime he dies?