[Do not dub me shapka broham]

Unfortunately, there isn't a chainsaw powerful enough to slice through that mound of blubber.

[soycd]

Right saw for the RIGHT job: http://www.madsens1.com/graphics/p7280021.jpg

Let bluewater network whine about the twosmoke.

[MeekOneGOP]

Moore criticizes the president’s “vacationing” in several points, and says that if he does “decide to show up to work” that one of two scenarios will take place.

Beg your pardon, Mikey. You be a bit cornfused. It was YOUR BOY Kerry that suffers from "Lack of Attendance Syndrome", having MISSED 76% of the Senate votes in his 20 year span there.

Talk about a welfare recipient!